I once debated a flat earther. He got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.
Heβll come around eventually.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
The Covid19 situation has been particularly stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear social distancing measures will push someone over the edge.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
I donβt get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it arenβt even well rounded.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
The flat earth society has members all around the globe.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
To prove he was right, the "flat earther" walked to the end of the Earth
He eventually came around
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︎ Dec 09 2020
How do we know that the earth isn't flat?
If it was, cats would have knocked everything off the edge already.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Say what you will about anti-vaxxers, flat earthers and young earth Creationists, at least they all have a good conscience...
...especially as they constantly come out with tons of con-science.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Today, I got kicked out of my "Flat Earth" Facebook group...
I just wanted to know if the '6 feet apart' social distancing guideline was pushing anyone over the edge.
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︎ Aug 03 2020
I'm starting to believe this 'flat earth' thing...
... every photo I've seen of the earth is flat!
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I'm worried about my friends in the Flat Earth club
Social distancing has really pushed some of them over the edge.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Flat earth
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︎ Aug 22 2020
There is a lot of concern amongst the flat earth brigade with regards social distancing.
Theyβre worried itβs going to push people over the edge......
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︎ Sep 06 2020
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
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︎ Aug 31 2020
If the earth was flat and fish swam over the edge, where would they go?
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︎ Feb 11 2020
What's making the Earth flat?
The hot solid iron under our feet!
(My first attempt. Please be gentle.)
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︎ Jul 14 2020
How do we know the Earth is flat?
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︎ May 28 2020
Hereβs an original one I just came up with just now while watching the Behind the Curve flat earth conspiracy documentary on Netflix. It made me realize that I am a flat eyeball conspiracist.
Theyβre just optical illusions.
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︎ May 16 2020
What do you call a flat earth rap?
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︎ Mar 03 2020
but also, the earth is flat.
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︎ Feb 26 2018
My flat-earth cruise to Antarctica was cancelled
It was disappointing, but not the end of the world.
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︎ Jul 18 2019
If the Earth is flat then why is my life going downhill?
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︎ May 29 2019
The Earth is Fat not Flat
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︎ Mar 27 2019
I once met a flat earthier who was really excited to tell me everything about the flat earth (not knowing that I believed in a round earth)
I told him, βwoah, slow down buddy. Curve your enthusiasmβ
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︎ May 04 2019
The earth was flat...
Until they buried your mom
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︎ Nov 23 2018
What do you call a male student's society sharing a common belief in a flat earth?
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︎ Sep 22 2019
What's a flat Earths greatest fear
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︎ Dec 10 2018
Do flat-earthers believe Earth is a planet?
They do, but the "t" in "planet" is silent.
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︎ Nov 21 2018
If the earth was really flat
Would Cuba then be called "Squar-a"?
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︎ Mar 26 2019
I used to be a flat earth believer
But then I came around
-edited
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︎ Mar 10 2019
The Flat Earth Society has members all across the globe.
Say that again. But slowly.
playing the worlds smallest violin
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︎ Feb 12 2019
There are over 60,000 flat earth believers
They are found around the world.
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︎ Mar 03 2019
Where is the flat earth headquarter's located at?
on the other side of the globe
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︎ Nov 30 2018
A flat earther told me his theory on why the Earth is flat...
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︎ Nov 10 2018
The earthβs flat?!
Back in my day, it was carbonated!
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︎ Jul 10 2018
God I really hope the earth be flat...
cuz iβm tired of being ROUND these guys
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︎ Aug 12 2018
A flat earther was debating me and got so mad he said "I will walk off the edge of the earth to prove you wrong!!"
He'll come around eventually
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︎ Feb 12 2021
The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
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︎ Apr 28 2020
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying heβd walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
Heβll come around, eventually.
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︎ May 17 2020
I just got kicked out of the flat earth society
I asked if the 6 feet social distancing guidelines pushed anyone over the edge.
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︎ Aug 03 2020
I debated with a flat earther once. He got so mad and steamed of saying he would walk of the edge of the earth.
He'll come around eventually.
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︎ Jun 02 2020
Why is the flat earth society becoming more popular?
they got members all around the globe.
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︎ May 10 2019
I have a flat earther friend who wanted to prove the earth as flat
I have a flat earther friend who wanted to prove that the world was flat by going to the edge. In the end, he came around.
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︎ Jan 18 2019
My flat-earther friend started walking to the edge of the earth to prove that the earth is flat.
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︎ Jun 04 2019
The flat earth society has members all around the globe...
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