A list of puns related to "Fists"
A Pacifist
They forgot the punchline
β...cereal killer.β
Guess they were fighting tooth and nail over it.
I dont get the punchline but he's smiling
They were terrible boxers
Socket in the jaw
Dinners on me Edit: sry adopt the typo
"Son, violins is not the answer".
I guess you could say the finish line was also the punchline.
British Pounds
Dad: HI GAY, IM DAD!
Who's on the phone dad?
After he explodes his hand I look down at my still clenched fist. I slowly raise it near my ear confused and shake it. I then explode it in my face almost knocking me off me feet. I look at him sternly and say, "You could have killed me."
Call it βKnight Wingβ.
*My actual dad made that joke today.
Because it is a lighter punch.
So my wisdom teeth have been coming in lately and my dad hit my mom with this one.
Dad: Yeah I've never had any wisdom teeth
Mom: Huh?!
Me: Some people don't get their wisdo-
Dad: ALL MY TEETH WERE STUPID TEETH!
While grinning like a maniac while my mom groaned.
Went to McDonald's with some fellow students after TAFE was finished for the day (for those who don't know what TAFE is, I guess the most similar thing would be community college?), and somehow one of the girls ended getting crumbs on her hat: "How did they get there?!" "I guess it's just a crummy hat."
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