A list of puns related to "Fishmonger"
They selfish.
Pick a cod. Any cod.
Just for the halibut.
He was gutted
I mean, it could be real but maybe thatβs just fishful winking.
Pointing at the fish, "Cos it's his birthday."
He sold his sole to the devil.
I soon learned my plaice
Fishmonger: "they're all good, pick your poison"
Me: "Don't you mean, Pick your poisson?"
Fishmonger: <wink> "Good one"
Because he sold his sole to the devil.
Why did the second fishmonger go to hell?
Because he was a sadistic serial killer who raped and tortured his victims.
Not long after that, I became a fishmonger.
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