A hippy went to buy some threads...

...and he found just the pair he wanted on a market stall, so he asked the price and was told, "like, eighty dollars, man". He turned to his old lady for the bread and she was staring open-mouthed, and she whispered, "John, they're too much!". So John turned back to the stallholder and said, "crazy, man, I'll take two pairs".

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👤︎ u/Gil-Gandel
📅︎ Sep 25 2017
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