Fishing Pole Puns

A list of puns related to "Fishing Pole"

What did one fishing pole say to the other?

Reel recognize reel.

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👤︎ u/smakattak
📅︎ Sep 17 2020
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My friend was very irritated because his fishing pole broke and he had to wind up the fishing line manually.

He was being a reel crank.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Jun 11 2020
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I almost caught a fish today, but my fishing pole wouldn’t pull it in properly.

It was a reel bad situation.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ May 06 2020
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Friend of mine at work won a fishing pole and tackle box at the Christmas party.

He drives a mustang and was trying to figure out how to get it in his car.

Friend: “How do I get this thing in my car? It’s almost as tall as I am!”

Me: “Guess you’re just gonna have to angle it.”

Friend and everyone in a 30 foot radius: -groan and facepalm-

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👤︎ u/Returningdarkness
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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My brother took away the top of a fishing pole my son was waving around.

I reminded him that to spare the rod was to spoil the child.

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👤︎ u/lastspartacus
📅︎ Aug 08 2016
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Dad just asked if I liked to fish, thens pulls a pole out from behind like couch and says he likes cat fishing
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👤︎ u/NackolaS13
📅︎ Nov 29 2013
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What do you call a Polish fisherman?

A fishing pole!

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
📅︎ Aug 05 2019
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At my gf house for Easter her dad just said this,

Gf sister: the Easter bunny brought her a Frozen fishing pole

Gf dad: yeah she has to wait till it thaws out to use it.

I chuckled to myself

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👤︎ u/Onedubs
📅︎ Apr 05 2015
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First timer here. Dadjoked my mother.

I was helping my mother last night move things inside the garage for the storm.

Her: Can you bring the bag from the bed of my truck in? Me: There's just fishing poles back here, want those inside? Her: Just the reel part. Me: with a 2 second pause Well, these aren't fake fishing poles. Her: ehehstare

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👤︎ u/iSometimesPost
📅︎ May 08 2014
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