Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was InTents.
FYI I’m ready for your best fire puns.
I had to fire the guy I hired to mow my lawn.
My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch it might be me.
I got fired from a calendar factory today.
They didn't like it that I took a few days off.
If H2O is on the inside of fire hydrants, what’s on the outside?
I can't believe I just got fired from the calendar factory...
All I did was take a day off.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why was the cow fired from his job at the methane plant?
The boss was tired of his gaslighting bullshit
Boss said he’d fire me if I made any more country puns
It was the end of my Korea
What did the Mexican fire chief name his son
Why was the taxi driver fired?
He always goes the extra mile
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
I got fired from my job at the bank after just one day
A woman asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over.
I just got fired from my job as a taxy driver.
Turns out people don't like it when you go the extra mile for them.
How do you tell the difference between a chemical fire and an electrical fire?
With a fire distinguisher.
I would love to get paid to sleep.
How was the firing squad?
What kind of alert do the police put out when someone steals your fire?
I need help following up with this pun, this is a video about a scientist giving a lecture about fire, I can’t think of any more other than pun-ch line
Your undergraduate diploma was a complete waste of money, you should throw it in the fire.
That's a first degree burn.
I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
I got fired from the bakery...
....just when I was thinking I was on a roll.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory?
She threw away all the w's.
Who works after they're fired?
Why was the Native American bartender fired?
He kept charging $24 for a Manhattan
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn’t put enough shifts in
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
Oven fired clay?
How is pottery supposed to get a job now?
What kind of fire moistens?
I got fired from my job at Dairy Queen
Because I refused to work on sundaes
I think my wife is covering my rifle collection with glue.
She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
My son and I went camping yesterday and when he asked me how to start a campfire, I explained, "You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same..."
"Then you’ll have a match."
My friend got fired at the fizzy drinks factory today.
Santa and the elves are drinking around the fire and one of the elves says:
“Santa: you’ve been around since the 4th century, seen alphabets and languages rise and fall. Do you have a favorite letter?”
Claus thinks about it, scratches his thick white beard and says: “A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z”
“Well Santa, I just asked for one. What does that mean?”
“And I gave you one! My favorite letter of the alphabet is the most Christmasy one out there! No-L!”
There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner
What did the chicken do when his shop caught on fire?
He egg-xited..
From my 8 year old today.
Wood fired Pizza
How is Pizza going to get a job now?!?
My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire".
He was a great man but a terrible Fireman
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory!!!
all I did was take a day off
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
I got fired from my job as a calendar manufacturer...
All I did was take a day off...
I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday
I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
What did the beaver say when it saw its impoundment on fire?
If H20 is inside a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
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