What do you call a dinosaur that drives too fast? (punned my 5 year old, hard)
A velocity raptor.
What happens when he loses control?
He T-Rex.
Towards the end of his life, Ghandi was rather old and frail. He had gone his entire life barefoot only occasionally wearing sandals. Those closest to him admitted that he had horrid breath due to his fasting and horrible diet
Some would describe him as a..
Super calloused fragile Mystic hexed with halitosis.
What do you call a fast vegetable?
Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother…
"Dad, can you type fast?"
"Yes, and many other words too."
What do you call a really fast dinosaur?
Ghandi walked around barefoot most of the time, so he had rough feet. And he fasted a lot for spiritual and political reasons, so he’s not very physically strong. And because of the fasting, you could say that he did not have great breath, it didn’t smell great.
So to sum it all up, you could say that Ghandi was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
How do you call someone that can sew really fast
With the World Cup fast approaching I was asked to name 3 Qatari players.
“Easy,” I said. “Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton and Jimmy Paige.”
So difficult to tell. Is it a fast Cormorant or a quick…
What did the dinosaurs realise when they saw a fast approaching meteorite
That they were about to get T-wrecked
Pulled a fast one on the wife
Subway is definitely the healthiest fast food available
because they make you get out of the car.
My dad’s obituary in the newspaper was rather cruel and commented about his notoriously bad watch that ran fast, and further claimed that he habitually set fires in national parks.
We however, will always remember him as a trail blazer that was ahead of his time.
What's Peter pans favourite fast food restaurant?
No matter how fast you run …
Michael Myers can walk faster
Where do musicians go to learn to play the trumpet fast?
Do you know why bears are so fast?
Because they're only carrying the bare necessities
What's really fast, made of potato, and can fly up past the clouds???
What do you call an inchworm that can move very fast ?
Why do flowers drive so fast?
Because they really put the petal to the metal. (Saw this on a sign outside a flower shop. Wish I had snapped a photo.)
What did one nut say to the other nut while he was chasing him?
Everyone knows Bruce Lee was fast, but not too many people know about his brother, who was a lot faster.
Which celebrity is known for their fast sewing capabilities?
I can't believe we sent the sun's god to the moon over 50 years before we sent Artemis, the moon's god.
We should Apollogize.
edit: doh. Thanks, knight-errant52 in your shining armor
Why are shooting stars so fast?
how do you make a turtle fast?
As Halloween is fast approaching, I'm looking for ideas on something to dress up as. I was thinking about a pair of glasses.
But I don't want to make a spectacle of myself.
What is Saudi Arabia’s most favourite fast food joint?
My kids were trying to explain the dance move where they bounce their butts really fast.
I had no idea what they were twerking about.
How fast can Captain Underpants travel?
If the 10th Fast and Furious franchise...
If the 10th Fast and Furious franchise isn't called, "Fast and Furious: Fast 10 your seatbelts" I'm not watching it.
One afternoon, two tomatoes were walking. One was going very slow. Eventually, the fast tomato got absolutely furious. He stomped on the slow tomato and exclaimed
From my 4 y/o: Why didn't the dog cross the road?
Because it was dodging all the cars and got run over by a truck!
Did you hear they announced the title of the next Fast and Furious movie?
How does a monk make fast food?
He puts it in a deep-friar.
This morning I decided to use Red Bull instead of water to make my coffee.
I was halfway to work when I realized I forgot my car.
Why does everyone in Moscow walk so fast
What do you call someone who robs a fast food restaurant?
A burgerler
credits to my sister for using that word in another joke
Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother
Bruce Lee was pretty fast but his brother...
Sudden Lee was even faster.
Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother… Sudden Lee
Cavemen were really into fast food...
...If they weren't fast, they were food.
Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother…
You know Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother…
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