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πŸ‘€︎ u/Death_By_Pun
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with a hammer."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rangatan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2015
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One cold, winter morning, my wife texted me, "Windows frozen, won't open."

I texted back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with hammer."

She texted back 10 minutes later, "Computer really messed up now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2017
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