Wikia Puns

A list of puns related to "Wikia"

getting my hair cut in the barbers

and he asks me if I wanted it cut around the back

I replied no its fine to do it here

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👤︎ u/akjohnston87
📅︎ Dec 12 2016
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Mules are just half Ass horses
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👤︎ u/glove-lover
📅︎ Jun 14 2015
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My 8 year old daughter just got me!

My son was singing one of the songs from the Lion King. I thought it sounded weird so I asked, "Are those real words?"

My daughter said, "Yep. They're all in the dictionary."

I couldn't be prouder!

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👤︎ u/fort221
📅︎ Aug 14 2016
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Sandwiches should be called bunk breads.
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👤︎ u/emmiewinks
📅︎ Sep 16 2014
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My dad's full of jokes like this

My dad, boyfriend and I were driving around our city.

Dad: Are you guys having safe sex?

Us: Yeah.

Dad: So, you guys go into a safe and have sex?

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👤︎ u/gaymommy
📅︎ Jun 20 2014
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Watching Disney's Robin Hood with the kids and my daughter set me up...

Daughter: Maid Marian is pretty for a cartoon.

Me: yeah, she's a fox!

http://images.wikia.com/disney/images/b/bc/Maid-Marian-disney-animal-heroines-12876193-720-480.jpg

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👤︎ u/meanderingmalcontent
📅︎ Dec 08 2013
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My dad would always throw this one out years ago

I would be listening to Dookie by Green Day

"Hey son, what are you listening to? BLUE SKY?!"

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👤︎ u/Miiiich
📅︎ Nov 06 2013
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