Factor In Puns

A list of puns related to "Factor In"

There were many factors that led to the mutiny on the HMS bounty in 1789. The most significant grievance was that:

They ran out of paper towels.

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👤︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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I always thought that Two Factor, as in two factor authentication, sounded like a Rapper's handle.

I wonder if he's a fan of his predecessor, TwoFac Secure?

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👤︎ u/LegendaryOdin
📅︎ Jan 11 2019
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"did you factor in the restance when calculating the current" "no i dont think so"

"ohm no"

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👤︎ u/lasagna_banagna
📅︎ Mar 19 2018
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BIL was telling us about one of his exes who counted everything. In fact, her incessant counting was a factor in the breakup.

FIL quips "I wonder what she's up to."

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👤︎ u/voidbender
📅︎ Nov 25 2016
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I just finished painting a customer’s home and they were surprised with the bill...

Them: “You’ve factored in all the labour, but what about the paint?” Me: “It’s on the house”

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👤︎ u/Rachelsfriendfriend
📅︎ Mar 09 2021
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My math teacher said that I'm a terrible student

How mean! If I had to sum it up, I would say that’s not the best mode to say that to me. Maybe they should try to factor in the student’s feelings when telling them they need to tell them they need to fix their grade. I told them to factor that in next time, but they just couldn’t see my logic.

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👤︎ u/Doogasa34
📅︎ Aug 11 2019
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With great power...

..Comes greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 05 2018
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You all know how 7 ate 9, right?

I suppose it was pretty obvious. 7 always was an odd number. Even 10 wasn’t shocked. 11 was all primed for the party, but when he factored in the whole situation, 12 split for (4) 3’s house.

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👤︎ u/Rockslacasa
📅︎ Nov 01 2017
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This was my father's text to me this morning concerning Harrison Ford.

Him: Harrison Ford injured in crash landing of a piece of junk. Wondering if special modifications were contributing factor. Inquired about Chewbacca's condition. Nancy assured me this was a solo flight.

Me: you're the devil.

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👤︎ u/dsubandbeard
📅︎ Mar 06 2015
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My mom snuck a good one in this morning.

I walk out to the car on the way to work, forgot my keys, so I run back inside. Mom looks up and asks what I forgot. I said, 'keys!' As I hurry past her in the kitchen. Without skipping a beat she replies " well you know those are a KEY factor in getting to work?"

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👤︎ u/drLeoSpacceman
📅︎ Apr 17 2015
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