It's so difficult to explain puns to kleptomaniacs...
They always take things literally
I once heard a preacher explain Jesus' crucifixion in detail.
I call my wife Doe and she calls me Buck. My friend thought this was weird, so I had to explain...
They're terms of endeerment.
Can you explain why your neighbor’s yard is so messy and overgrown?
I tried to explain to my four-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop in your pants, but he’s not buying it. In fact...
He’s still making fun of me...
I asked my dad to simply explain what an acorn is.
He said, "It's an oak tree, in a nutshell."
Can one of the Mods please explain to me why my post was removed?
I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over....
Don't ever try to explain drones to the elderly
It just goes right over their heads
That explains why he tried to mow down little Anakin
“Dad can you explain what a solar eclipse is?”
My son asked me "where does poo come from?" I was a little flustered, but did my best to explain about food, stomach, intestines, digestion, etc.
He looked confused, then stared at me in stunned silence. After a few seconds he asked "And Tigger?"
- Dad, explain the tides to me?
- Well, first of all, there's sponges!
After a lecture, a theoretical physicist is asked, "Can you explain what you just said in plain English?"
To which he replied, "It's in the field of possibilities."
I'm a lactose intolerant and this doesn't explain why I see hell after eating cheese
I hate having to explain myself...
Interviewer: How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume? Me: That’s when I went to Yale... Interviewer: That’s impressive. You are hired.
Me: Thanks. I really need this Yob.
Some guy told me the other day that he is a "grower". I asked him to explain what that meant.
He gave me the long and short of it.
I have a hard time listening to people explain how to sharpen knives.
It’s very dull at the beginning.
*Job interview* "Can you explain this gap in your résumé?"
Me: "I fell asleep on the space key."
My young son and I were having our first discussion about drugs. He was curious about why people would do drugs in the first place, and I told him that many people do it because it produces different feelings of euphoria. He asked, "what's euphoria?" I told him that it was hard to explain...
But it's a feeling somewhere between euthreeia and eufiveia.
I asked my farmer friend, “Can you explain how I can gamble using farm animals?”
He said, “You bet your ass.”
This ones hard to explain but you kind of need an image.
So if a tardis is a police booth. Then a porta potty is a turdis.
Someone thought I was stupid and tried to explain what a sawhorse is
But I shut him down immediately because I'm well aware that it's the past tense of seahorse
Thanks
Dad, can you explain something to me?
Sure son, it's a thing that is unspecified or unknown
Its hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs,
because they take everything literally.
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs.
They take everything literally.
It's hard to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs
They always take things literally
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The always take things literally
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... they always take things literally
Trying to explain puns.
Its hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
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They always take things literally.
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally
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because they always take things literally.
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
They take everything literally.
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... because they always take things literally.
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I begged my dad to explain what an eclipse was.
My son asked,"Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is? "
Son: Dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?
Dad can you explain what a solar eclipse is?
Dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is
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