Why is ballooning so expensive?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brittanycdx
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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I had some really expensive pasta

But it was worth every penne

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dinnen1
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What’s the most expensive haircut?

Chemotherapy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterDistrict1
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Why are balloons so expensive these days?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dinnen1
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Why are bouncy castles getting so expensive?

Because of the inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tahadalal5253
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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A lobster and a shrimp opened a highly expensive pufferfish shop.

I guess selfish shellfish sell swell fish.

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My friend showed me how he keeps his expensive butcher knife sharp.

I thought it was pretty cleaver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vin135mm
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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What country is home to the world’s most expensive rollercoaster?

Coaster Rica

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaChuteQuiMarche
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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What do you call an expensive car that can flex?

Mercedes-Bends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pauly_pasqually
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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I don’t usually brag about going to expensive places..

But I just left the gas station.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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What would you call an expensive muskox?

An Elon muskox.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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Double amputations are so expensive

I had one that cost me an arm and a leg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nuclear-trail-mix
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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my wife said I had to choose between my two expensive hobbies: gardening, or audiophile

I agonized over the choice before realizing it was quite simple.

but of course, bose before hose!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berninicaco3
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Swimming with sharks sure is expensive...

It cost me an arm and a leg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyndawwquil
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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Bird seed costs $25. Some people think it's expensive.

But I think it's cheep cheep cheep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peterburk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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My wife told me that my botanical garden was so expensive that it was preventing us from starting a family. She said I can either have a hobby...

Orchid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoobidyMcBoobidy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Why are Tesla cars so expensive?

Because they charge a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Artisticspawm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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I figured out why Teslas are so expensive.

It’s because they charge a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OPs_Mom_and_Dad
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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Expensive balloons
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeWhoHonks
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Basin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_FaZed211
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Three of the Teletubbies went shopping at the most expensive department store in town.

The fourth couldn’t afford to because she was Po.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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My son asked me what the difference was between horsepower and torque. I explained that horsepower is often more expensive the greater the amount...

...whereas torque is cheap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blarty97
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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I know why Tesla's are expensive. They charge a lot.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DerFuhrer_69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Man, hot air balloon rides keep getting more expensive every year.

But I guess that’s just inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigFrank97
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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I bought some really expensive, bendable rulers yesterday

I guess they were very flexy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raaxen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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What do you call really expensive Velcro?

A rip-off!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DantheMan350V2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Why are bull testicles so expensive?

Deer testicles are usually under a buck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elver-Galarga7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Why are new tires so expensive?

A lot of it is inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robindc_93
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Expensive fruit. (iaio #100)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetropolisCourier
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Why is buffalo chicken more expensive than regular chicken?

Because buffalo chicken is harder to catch.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Bungee jumping is so expensive ...

I expected a free fall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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When I have expensive medical bills -

Does that mean I had a valuable experience?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plausibl3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I thought my dad spent all his savings on an expensive wig.

But one look and I realised it was a small price toupee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parry_Hotter_69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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How did you find your steak?" asked the waiter of a patron in the very expensive restaurant.

Just luck," the hungry man replied, sadly. "I happened to move that small piece of potato, and there it was!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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I’ve just been informed that a distant relative left me a very expensive watch in his will.

I hope it’s not a wind up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I made the most expensive Mac & Cheese ever.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Why are bridges so expensive?

It’s all overhead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ironicplatypus84
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Darth Vader's suit seems pretty expensive

Must have cost him an arm and a leg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ferdaaron
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Do I think education is getting too expensive?

To a degree, yes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mex5150
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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My wife is furious at me for buying an expensive make-your-own-perfume kit.

But it just made scents to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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I can’t afford expensive art

I have no monet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eormada
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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If Google released a really expensive watch

Buying one would be a Google flex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/calendar_cable
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Why are baloons so expensive?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fixkoalabeertje
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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Why’s Tesla so expensive?

Because they charge a lot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterDistrict1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Why are Tesla’s so expensive?

Because they charge. A lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisDiff
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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