Why is ballooning so expensive?
I had some really expensive pasta
But it was worth every penne
What’s the most expensive haircut?
Why are balloons so expensive these days?
Why are bouncy castles getting so expensive?
A lobster and a shrimp opened a highly expensive pufferfish shop.
I guess selfish shellfish sell swell fish.
My friend showed me how he keeps his expensive butcher knife sharp.
I thought it was pretty cleaver.
What country is home to the world’s most expensive rollercoaster?
What do you call an expensive car that can flex?
I don’t usually brag about going to expensive places..
But I just left the gas station.
What would you call an expensive muskox?
Double amputations are so expensive
I had one that cost me an arm and a leg
my wife said I had to choose between my two expensive hobbies: gardening, or audiophile
I agonized over the choice before realizing it was quite simple.
but of course, bose before hose!
Swimming with sharks sure is expensive...
It cost me an arm and a leg
Bird seed costs $25. Some people think it's expensive.
But I think it's cheep cheep cheep
My wife told me that my botanical garden was so expensive that it was preventing us from starting a family. She said I can either have a hobby...
Why are Tesla cars so expensive?
Because they charge a lot.
I figured out why Teslas are so expensive.
It’s because they charge a lot.
Three of the Teletubbies went shopping at the most expensive department store in town.
The fourth couldn’t afford to because she was Po.
My son asked me what the difference was between horsepower and torque. I explained that horsepower is often more expensive the greater the amount...
...whereas torque is cheap.
I know why Tesla's are expensive. They charge a lot.
Man, hot air balloon rides keep getting more expensive every year.
But I guess that’s just inflation.
I bought some really expensive, bendable rulers yesterday
I guess they were very flexy
What do you call really expensive Velcro?
Why are bull testicles so expensive?
Deer testicles are usually under a buck!
Why are new tires so expensive?
A lot of it is inflation.
Expensive fruit. (iaio #100)
Why is buffalo chicken more expensive than regular chicken?
Because buffalo chicken is harder to catch.
Bungee jumping is so expensive ...
When I have expensive medical bills -
Does that mean I had a valuable experience?
I thought my dad spent all his savings on an expensive wig.
But one look and I realised it was a small price toupee.
How did you find your steak?" asked the waiter of a patron in the very expensive restaurant.
Just luck," the hungry man replied, sadly. "I happened to move that small piece of potato, and there it was!"
I’ve just been informed that a distant relative left me a very expensive watch in his will.
I hope it’s not a wind up
I made the most expensive Mac & Cheese ever.
Why are bridges so expensive?
Darth Vader's suit seems pretty expensive
Must have cost him an arm and a leg
Do I think education is getting too expensive?
My wife is furious at me for buying an expensive make-your-own-perfume kit.
But it just made scents to me.
I can’t afford expensive art
If Google released a really expensive watch
Buying one would be a Google flex
Why are baloons so expensive?
Why’s Tesla so expensive?
Because they charge a lot
Why are Tesla’s so expensive?
Because they charge. A lot.
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