Overpriced Puns

Did I ever tell you about the shady vendor who sold me an overpriced, moldy donut on my trip to see the Pyramids?

Egypt me, but I was starving so I ate it anyway. Now I falafel.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/obvious_santa

📅︎ Oct 28 2019

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Overpriced drinks, racist baristas, and now the news this week about Starbucks...

That’s the last straw!

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/thirteenoranges

📅︎ Jul 11 2018

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It's a real "iOpener"

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/jackrutkowski3

📅︎ Aug 26 2017

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What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?

The abdominable snowman

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Imperatorian

📅︎ Feb 23 2019

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