I really hate wearing this wool sweater that my wife bought for me.
It makes me feel sheepish.
I hear some of the goats are pregnant
But I think they're kidding.
A sweater can be an absolute ewe knit.
I tried roasted lamb for the first time
A sheep dog tells her owner she found all fifty sheep. Her owner says that there should only be 46
The dog says, “but I rounded them up.”
Wee fish, ewe, a mare, egrets, moose, wee fish, ewe, a mare, egrets, moose, wee fish, ewe, a mare, egrets, moose...
... and a hippo gnu year.
First saw that one in 1984 and it burned itself into my memory. :)
are there any Sheep Puns that could be used to name a Sheep?
Names such as:
Baa-bara
Wool Smith
EWE-NICE
Brittney Shears
John Sebastian Baach
The fact this is a real company is ewe-tterly baffling.
Is it called a ewe turn because that's what happens when one sees a pervy shepherd coming?
What do you call a bear with urinary incontinence?
My apologies, the concept behind this joke is 100% “gross ewe”...
I just saw a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit!
What does a male sheep say when he wants to credit a female sheep?
One time in my anatomy class, we dissected a sheep brain and I have to admit, I felt a bit sheepish about it.
Sorry, that was just a ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-d joke.
What starts with an “e”, ends with an “e” and only has one letter in it?
Where did the shepherd take his sheep after it got lost and nearly died of hypothermia?
One of my favorite ornaments.
If I told you I knew a convoluted joke about a golf club, a sheep, a stinging insect, a tree, and that scary clown movie...
What is a sheep cloner's favorite letter?
I came up with my own dad joke a few weeks ago
My 14 year old daughter got up from the table after eating a bowl of cereal, so I told her to put the milk away. Then we had this exchange:
"Before you put that back in the fridge, why don't you plug it into the iPhone charger on the counter first?"
"What? What are you talking about?"
"Yeah, you gotta charge up that milk. It's only at one percent!"
I say it so often now that my kids stopped eating cereal, and have pretty much cut dairy from their diets.
I saw a sheep in a swimsuit driving a sports car today.
It must have been a Lamb bikini.
The neighbour's sheep failed to break into the grain shed.
There was no battering ram.
Who’s been a baaaaaad girl?
Did you know sheep can tie up trees?
But I wood knot do that if I were ewe.
What’s a sheep’s favorite instrument?
What starts with an E and ends with an E, but often only has one letter?
The final four letters in the word “queue” aren’t silent...
They’re just waiting their turn...
I have this weird talent where I can control sheep just by listening to them.
I herd it with my own ears.
Why didn't the lamb want to play with their friends?
He was a little sheep-ish.
Which animal has the most memory?
Why did the ram fall off the cliff?
Because it didn't see the ewe turn.
"Honey, you aren't fat...
... you're just more than i've ever wanted."
My neighbor ran over from his farm and was sobbing. “My sheep are missing!” He cried. “My sheep are missing! Please help me!”
I said “that sounds like a ewe problem.”
What's a sheep's favorite song?
I read an article earlier that said it actually takes three sheep to make one sweater…
I didn't even know they could knit!
What do you call a buffet for sheep?
I was riding my bike through the countryside when I was attacked by a herd of sheep...
Fortunately, I was only grazed.
What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill?
What word starts with "e", ends with "e", and only has one letter in it?
I just saw a scantily-clad sheep driving a sports car
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