Why did the sheep keep breaking the rules?
It was a mutton for punishment.
What do you call a lamb that taunts and teases the other lambs?
What animal can fix anything?
A sweater can be an absolute ewe knit.
I really hate wearing this wool sweater that my wife bought for me.
It makes me feel sheepish.
I visited a sheep farm last week.
The Franciscan priest left the monastery to start a flower shop, but before he could open, a flock of sheep in the village got loose and trampled him to death.
Only ewes can prevent florist friars.
Wee fish, ewe, a mare, egrets, moose, wee fish, ewe, a mare, egrets, moose, wee fish, ewe, a mare, egrets, moose...
... and a hippo gnu year.
First saw that one in 1984 and it burned itself into my memory. :)
I hear some of the goats are pregnant
But I think they're kidding.
Sheep
I saw a sheep in town the other day and the shear brilliance of its fleece caught my eye. I asked it, "what are ewe doing here?" The sheep replied "I'm out on the lamb"
The fact this is a real company is ewe-tterly baffling.
Is it called a ewe turn because that's what happens when one sees a pervy shepherd coming?
A sheep dog tells her owner she found all fifty sheep. Her owner says that there should only be 46
The dog says, “but I rounded them up.”
What did the ram say to his wife?
My apologies, the concept behind this joke is 100% “gross ewe”...
What do you call a bear with urinary incontinence?
I tried roasted lamb for the first time
I just saw a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit!
What did the cow say to the sheep?
What word starts with "e", ends with "e", and only has one letter in it?
are there any Sheep Puns that could be used to name a Sheep?
Names such as:
Baa-bara
Wool Smith
EWE-NICE
Brittney Shears
John Sebastian Baach
One of my favorite ornaments.
One time in my anatomy class, we dissected a sheep brain and I have to admit, I felt a bit sheepish about it.
Sorry, that was just a ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-d joke.
I came up with my own dad joke a few weeks ago
My 14 year old daughter got up from the table after eating a bowl of cereal, so I told her to put the milk away. Then we had this exchange:
"Before you put that back in the fridge, why don't you plug it into the iPhone charger on the counter first?"
"What? What are you talking about?"
"Yeah, you gotta charge up that milk. It's only at one percent!"
I say it so often now that my kids stopped eating cereal, and have pretty much cut dairy from their diets.
What starts with an E and ends with an E, but often only has one letter?
The final four letters in the word “queue” aren’t silent...
They’re just waiting their turn...
What does a male sheep say when he wants to credit a female sheep?
I saw a sheep in a swimsuit driving a sports car today.
It must have been a Lamb bikini.
The neighbour's sheep failed to break into the grain shed.
There was no battering ram.
What’s a sheep’s favorite instrument?
If I told you I knew a convoluted joke about a golf club, a sheep, a stinging insect, a tree, and that scary clown movie...
I have this weird talent where I can control sheep just by listening to them.
I herd it with my own ears.
Which animal has the most memory?
What is a sheep cloner's favorite letter?
Why didn't the lamb want to play with their friends?
He was a little sheep-ish.
Did you know sheep can tie up trees?
But I wood knot do that if I were ewe.
Who’s been a baaaaaad girl?
I read an article earlier that said it actually takes three sheep to make one sweater…
I didn't even know they could knit!
What starts with an “e”, ends with an “e” and only has one letter in it?
I just saw a scantily-clad sheep driving a sports car
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