Marlboro Puns

Dad responds "Hispanic!"

Dad's: "I'll have Marlboro reds in a box."

I begin to scan the cigarette dispensers with a concerned face. Moving my hands across the different packs I say,

"Sure you don't want them in a jar? Or how about Tupperware?"

If it makes dad's groan, I'll probably make a great grandfather.

This used to happen every time I went to a restaurant with my dad.

Hostess:"Do you have a smoking preference?" Dad:"Marlboro."

OR

Hostess:"Do you have a seating preference?" Dad:"La-Z-boy."

"Hi. I'll have a pack of Marlboro Lights."

"Lights?"

"Yes, I'm on a diet."

She was not as amused as I was.