Funny Sewing Puns

...is sew funny, she always has me in stitches.

So I cut my hand quite badly and had to go to get stitches.

The doctor's sewing me up and I remember an old joke that I swore I'd use should the oppurtunity ever arise.

I says "Doc, when this heals up am I gonna be able to play the piano?"

Doctor says "Of course."

I say "that's odd I wasn't able to play the piano before."

The doctor then sets me up for a little improv, he laughs politely and says "funny"

I say "Doc! I'm funny? You've got me in stitches."

I went over to my friend's house, as we're planning a weekend of camping in funny clothes, and there’s still some sewing left to do.

Her: Do you know if your mom knows how to sew gussets? Me: I can only GUSSET my mom's skills with sewing.

I laughed, her husband laughed. She and the children groaned.

At dinner, my mom was telling us a story of one of her kids (she works as a teacher) and how she accidentally sewed some string into her pants. This followed:

Me: Wow, that's sew funny!

Dad: Needle-less to say, I hope she was alright

Me: You have a point there

I don't believe anything else was said after that