In the Seine-et-Marne region of France you can bail yourself out of prison using cheese

It's called playing the 'Get out of jail Brie card'

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Et tu?
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What's ET short for?

Because he has little legs.

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I used to draw the child cast of the film ET.

I drewdrewbarrymoremoreandmore though.

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This trumpet joke is very bad, et is very bad!
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Quick aside. If admiral ackbar contracted a minnow-scule amount of salmon-ella poisson-ing while tuna-ing his guitar on his carp-et, would he instead need to use his bass tonight?
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Non renewable ass-ets.
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Why did ET stay in bed so long?

He slept extra, to rest really well.

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What's ET short for?

So he can fit on the space ship.

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Et tu Brute?
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Et tu Barte? imgur.com/ybWeyFq
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Ever wondered what ET was short for?

Because he has little legs. Duh

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When writing papers, I used to have problems citing works by many authors. Now I have no trouble et al.
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What is ET short for?

Because heโ€™s got little legs.

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Whatโ€™s ET short for?

heโ€™s got small legs

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Whatโ€™s ET short for?

Heโ€™s only got little legs

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What is ET short for?

He got little legs

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Whatโ€™s ET short for?

Because heโ€™s only got tiny legs!

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Whatโ€™s ET short for?

Because heโ€™s only got tiny legs .

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Whatโ€™s ET short for?

Cause he has little legs.

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What is ET short for?

Little legs.

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What's ET Short for ?

Cause he has small legs!

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Whatโ€™s ET short for?

Because heโ€™s got little legs.

Whatโ€™s ET stand for?

The National Anthem

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What's ET short for?

Because he's got small legs.

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What's ET short for?

Because he's got little legs.

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What's ET short for?

He's only got little legs

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