Et Puns

A list of puns related to "Et"

In the Seine-et-Marne region of France you can bail yourself out of prison using cheese

It's called playing the 'Get out of jail Brie card'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiorzol
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Et tu?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaimanSense
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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What's ET short for?

Because he has little legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIntrovertedAuthor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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I used to draw the child cast of the film ET.

I drewdrewbarrymoremoreandmore though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ellandess
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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This trumpet joke is very bad, et is very bad!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ehlol_com
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Quick aside. If admiral ackbar contracted a minnow-scule amount of salmon-ella poisson-ing while tuna-ing his guitar on his carp-et, would he instead need to use his bass tonight?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/joker-here
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Non renewable ass-ets.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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Why did ET stay in bed so long?

He slept extra, to rest really well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeremywarne
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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What's ET short for? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hansiztwunderbar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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What's ET short for?

So he can fit on the space ship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Et tu Brute?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smaxx21
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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Et tu Barte? imgur.com/ybWeyFq
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnotNotNaught
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2018
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Ever wondered what ET was short for?

Because he has little legs. Duh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/74CK
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2018
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When writing papers, I used to have problems citing works by many authors. Now I have no trouble et al.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/celt1299
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2015
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Et tu? bleacheatingfreaks.com/po…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GantMan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2014
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What is ET short for?

Because he’s got little legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sleepybeta
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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What’s ET short for?

he’s got small legs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katiejacksons
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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What’s ET short for?

He’s only got little legs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TakenByKangAndKodos
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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What is ET short for?

He got little legs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mega-yeet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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What’s ET short for?

Because he’s only got tiny legs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jambroseee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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What’s ET short for?

Because he’s only got tiny legs .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JN7Pro
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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What’s ET short for?

Cause he has little legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManicMonocle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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What is ET short for?

Little legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redd_crack
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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What's ET Short for ?

Cause he has small legs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/feckthis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2017
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What’s ET short for?

Because he’s got little legs.

What’s ET stand for?

The National Anthem

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RileighR
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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What's ET short for?

Because he's got small legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bacon_cake
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2017
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What's ET short for?

Because he's got little legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soft_Light
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2016
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What's ET short for?

He's only got little legs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GladstoneBrookes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2017
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