19 Hilarious Alis Puns - Punstoppable 😜

At a garage sale yesterday I got a George Foreman grill and a Muhammed Ali DVD set...

Both boxed.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Nov 09 2020

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When You order some High Speed Trains from Ali Express... youtube.com/watch?v=5LwMp…

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👤︎ u/Bad_Bobby2009

📅︎ Dec 29 2019

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Ali-G has a company that makes bras. Why does this make him good at math?

Because he has knowledge in Ali-G bra

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👤︎ u/CapriPhonix

📅︎ Feb 03 2020

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So my fiance recently divorced from her stay at home ex whose name is Ali. He was making a fuss about not getting his cash settlements from the divorce. I had to calm her down and tell her to

Pay Alimony.

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👤︎ u/roha5090

📅︎ Sep 14 2019

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My grandpa claimed to be able to beat Muhammad Ali in his prime...

Of course in his prime Muhammad Ali was only 4

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👤︎ u/fingerguns_for-days

📅︎ Feb 01 2019

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What do you call Muhammad Ali after he eats a can of beans?

Gaseous Clay

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👤︎ u/metalismetal5

📅︎ Nov 30 2018

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Muhammad Ali Walks Into A Bar

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👤︎ u/halshing

📅︎ Oct 01 2013

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Muhammad Ali Walks Into A Bar

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👤︎ u/halshing

📅︎ Oct 31 2013

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What's brown and runny?

Usain Bolt

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👤︎ u/FuckinWimp87

📅︎ Jan 06 2021

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What does a pirate take when they've got doldrums in the bedroom?

Sea-alis.

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👤︎ u/Musicferret

📅︎ Sep 06 2020

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What do you call an Arabic friend?

Ali.

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👤︎ u/TubaXYZ

📅︎ Nov 17 2019

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I've never lost a World Series finals.

Never lost a boxing match against Muhammed Ali either. Also never lost a single game in the NBA Finale.

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👤︎ u/julesvdz

📅︎ May 25 2020

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What do u call an arabic alligator?

An ali-gator

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👤︎ u/AdamNDnD

📅︎ Feb 12 2020

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Someone made a statue of Cassius Clay out of discarded rubbish

It was Litter Ali, a work of art.

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👤︎ u/Irv-Elephant

📅︎ Apr 09 2019

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What do you call the Northern Lights after you get tired of watching them?

Aurora Bore-alis

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👤︎ u/Hansenator

📅︎ Nov 08 2017

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Trying to get to know my new Middle Eastern roommate, he hit me with this one.

I say Middle Eastern cuz I honestly forget if he's Iraqi or Iranian. We were getting to know each other, and I asked him to tell me a fable from his country of origin. It went like this:

Ali: In (the town he grew up in), there is a tower. A very very tall tower, many stories high, with only stairs. And legend says that if you climb all the way to the very top...

(pause)

Me: What happens?

Ali: completely straight face You will get very dizzy.

That was it. I thought it was hilarious.

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👤︎ u/mikhail_harel

📅︎ Dec 21 2014

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One of my cows just took up boxing.

I call him Moo-hammad Ali.

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👤︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha

📅︎ Mar 11 2017

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For sale: George Foreman grill and a Muhammad Ali dvd.

Both boxed

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👤︎ u/pmak13

📅︎ Nov 21 2019

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I saw a bust of Cassius Clay made out of trash

Litter Ali

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👤︎ u/Irv-Elephant

📅︎ Apr 09 2019

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