An infamous psychic dwarf has escaped from the local prison!
There's a small medium at large.
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︎ Mar 01 2021
If I had a Stable, I would be careful about my horses after sunset. If one of them escaped after sunset,
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Did you hear about the psychic midget that escaped from prison?
News paper headline read βsmall medium at largeβ
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Authorities are searching for a four-foot tall woman who recently escaped from prison in upstate New York. She was serving a five year sentence for fraud after convincing a number of victims that she was a powerful psychic.
Now she's a small medium at large.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
A dwarf who was a mystic escaped from jail.
The news said there was a small medium at large.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
A guy got two dogs and named them One and Two. One has unfortunately escaped.
But it's ok, he still has Two left.
(Thanks for the joke, dad).
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Do you know how I escaped from Δ°raq?
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︎ Dec 05 2020
A midget escaped from prison by using bed sheets tied together and scaled down the outside wall. He left a note detailing his escape plan, highlighting the prison guards stupidity and incompetence.
The Warden said "he's a little condescending"
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︎ Oct 03 2020
Have you heard about the lions that escaped from the circus last night?
I heard they went straight to the juggler
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︎ Aug 13 2020
Some animals escaped from the zoo and caused ruckus!
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︎ Aug 27 2020
Did you hear the one about the guy who escaped prison covered in wasps nests?
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︎ Jun 08 2020
What do you call a tiny phycic who has escaped from prison
A small medium at large
I'll see myself out
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︎ Mar 12 2020
I escaped the WW3 draft.
I guess you can say Iran from it.
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︎ Jan 11 2020
True story. An emu escaped a farm in my area and was running around the suburbs..
Police tried to get it out of that area, but it was rather emuvable...
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︎ May 09 2020
Did you hear about the fraudulent, short in stature fortune teller who escaped from jail?
The newspaper headline read βSmall Medium at Largeβ.
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︎ Apr 28 2020
You guys hear about that dwarf psychic that escaped from jail?
He's a small medium at large
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︎ Nov 27 2019
A child psychic who was arrested for shoplifting has escaped police custody.
It has been reported that a small medium is at large.
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︎ Feb 08 2020
She escaped from the sLab
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︎ Aug 27 2019
The pandas escaped from the local zoo
There was complete pandamonium
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︎ Jan 26 2020
My pet parrot Nico escaped yesterday and hasn't been seen since.
All I have now is a Nico-less cage.
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︎ Aug 28 2019
Mama fly and baby fly were hanging out at the coronerβs office. The coroner was enjoying a sandwich while he performed an autopsy. Baby fly landed on the sandwich as the coroner took a bite. Mama fly jumped into action and hit the man in the eye and baby fly escaped out of his mouth.
. Mama fly looked into baby flyβs eyes and said,
βNobody puts baby in a coronerβ
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︎ Oct 11 2019
My dad was very upset when our bunnies escaped.
Itβs his worst fear - hare loss.
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︎ Sep 24 2018
Did you hear about the North Korean hip-hop crew that escaped to the south?
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︎ Nov 24 2019
An escaped prisoner was caught camping out in the woods ....
.... it was a clear case of criminal in tent.
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︎ Jan 16 2019
A psychic midget escaped from prison.
There's a small medium at large.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
What do you call a midget magician that escaped from prison?
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︎ Feb 14 2021
What do you call a fortune telling midget who just escaped from prison?
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Did you see the headline about the psychic midget who escaped from prison???
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Do you wanna know how I escaped Iraq?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
What do you call a psychic dwarf that escaped from prison?
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︎ May 24 2020
What do you call a three foot psychic that escaped prison ?
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︎ Jun 19 2020
A dwarf clairvoyant just escaped prison
Police say there is a small medium at large
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︎ Aug 18 2020
A four-foot-tall fourtuneteller escaped from prison.
He was a small medium at large.
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︎ Apr 13 2020
What do you call a psychic dwarf who escaped from prison?
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped.
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︎ May 27 2020
What do you call a dwarf clairvoiyant who just escaped jail?
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︎ Jun 27 2020
What do you call a five foot psychic that's escaped from jail?
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︎ Jun 13 2019
What do you call a midget psychic that's escaped from prison?
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︎ May 17 2020
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from jail.
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︎ May 09 2020
What do you call a psychic gnome who escaped from prison?
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︎ May 04 2020
What do you call a psychic dwarf who escaped prison?
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︎ Mar 05 2020
Do you wanna know how I escaped ISIS?
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︎ Apr 09 2019
What do you call a psychic dwarf who escaped from prison?
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︎ Dec 04 2019
Did you hear about the dwarf psychic who escaped from prison?
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︎ Jan 21 2020
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
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︎ Nov 08 2019
What do you call a 5 foot psychic that escaped from prison?
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︎ Feb 24 2019
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large
Iβm sorry
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︎ Sep 01 2018
What do you call a short psychic who just escaped prison?
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