Have you heard about the lions that escaped from the circus last night?
I heard they went straight to the juggler
Some animals escaped from the zoo and caused ruckus!
Did you hear the one about the guy who escaped prison covered in wasps nests?
True story. An emu escaped a farm in my area and was running around the suburbs..
Police tried to get it out of that area, but it was rather emuvable...
Did you hear about the fraudulent, short in stature fortune teller who escaped from jail?
The newspaper headline read ‘Small Medium at Large’.
I escaped the WW3 draft.
I guess you can say Iran from it.
The pandas escaped from the local zoo
There was complete pandamonium
She escaped from the sLab
Mama fly and baby fly were hanging out at the coroner’s office. The coroner was enjoying a sandwich while he performed an autopsy. Baby fly landed on the sandwich as the coroner took a bite. Mama fly jumped into action and hit the man in the eye and baby fly escaped out of his mouth.
. Mama fly looked into baby fly’s eyes and said,
“Nobody puts baby in a coroner”
Did you hear about the North Korean hip-hop crew that escaped to the south?
Recently, monkeys escaped from an animal testing lab and broke into the adjacent chemistry lab. Some ingested potassium metal and exploded.
There were Rhesus pieces everywhere.
Watch out for the escaped horse....
An escaped prisoner was caught camping out in the woods ....
.... it was a clear case of criminal in tent.
Did you hear about the fortune-telling little person that escaped prison?
He’s a small medium at large.
My son called excitedly from the other room, shouting, "Look dad! A fricken' ground hornbill escaped from the zoo!" Not certain about what I heard and a little upset, I asked, "What did you say!?"
He repeated, "A fricken' ground hornbill...!"
Really upset now, I stopped him mid-sentence and asked, "Who taught you how to talk like that!?"
He pointed to the TV, "It says it right there!"
I looked at the screen and read, "Two African ground hornbills escaped from their enclosure at the Honolulu Zoo in Waikiki Sunday."
Did you hear about the tree surgeon who was found to be hiding escaped convicts up trees in his garden?
He was charged with arboring criminals
Did you hear about the escaped convict with a speech impediment?
He couldn’t finish his sentence.
What did the hangman say to the town after the criminals escaped?
I asked the officer how the hackers escaped.
He said, "No idea, they just ransomware."
Did you hear about the prisoner who escaped after dismantling his cell?
They're calling it self defence.
I destroyed all the air conditioners at work and escaped.
Police are now charging me with a 'heat and run' incident.
Did you hear about the psychic dwarf that escaped supermax?
News reports say there's a "small medium at large"
An escaped prisoner was captured down at the docks.
They were harboring a fugitive.
Did you hear that the pandas escaped their exhibit at the zoo?
Hear about the midget with the 40lb balls that escaped the insane asylum?
See the headline about the insane inmate that escaped and attempted rape?
Did you hear about the litter of kittens that escaped into downtown?
A big cat escaped its cage at the zoo yesterday
If I saw that I'd puma pants
Caution: escaped child psychic in the area
There’s a small medium at-large.
What would happen if a hippo escaped from the zoo and began running amuck in the streets?
I dunno, I don't like hippothetical questions.
Did you hear about the party held by escaped prisoners?
I heard it was off the chain!
So I was at the Animal Shelter the other day looking at cats. All of a sudden, they all escaped!
Did you hear about the chicken that escaped its coop?
The prisoner sneered at the guards as he escaped over the prison wall...
He gave them a con descending look.
The leopard escaped from the zoo....
....but it was spotted immediately.
Did you hear about the midget who escaped from jail by rappelling?
It was a little condescending.
Why didnt the escaped peasant want to go to the beach
he didnt want to go serfing again
Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped.
Did you hear about the dwarf psychic who escaped from prison?
Did you hear about the psychic midget that escaped from jail?
Did you hear about the escaped midget psychic on the loose ?
There’s a small medium at large.
Did you hear about the tiny fortune teller that escaped from jail?
It’s a small medium at large
Did you hear about the dwarf psychic who escaped from prison?
He's a small medium at large.
Watch out for the escaped horse!
Did you hear about the midget psychic that escaped from prison?
He's a small medium at large.
Did you read the newspaper article about the midget psychic who escaped from jail?
It was titled "Small Medium at Large"
Did you hear about the psychic dwarf that escaped from prison?
He is a small medium at large.
Did you hear about the midget fortune teller who escaped Guantánamo Bay?
He's a small medium at large.
Did you here about the psychic dwarf that escaped prison
They put out a call that there was a small medium at large
Did you hear about the psychic midget that escaped prison?
Now there's a small medium at large.
Did you hear about the dwarf psychic that escaped from prison?
He was a small medium at large.
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