Enthused Puns

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "What's the special tonight?" he asks the bartender. "We're trying out a new Spam sandwich. It's great," the bartender says. "Spam? You mean that meat out of a can?" the guy asks. "Sure, all fried up with some pineapple, its a delicious sandwich!" the bartender enthuses. Skeptical, but always up for something new, the guy orders the special and gives it a try. "Well, how was it?" the bartender asks as he clears his plate. "Personally, I'd give it an ate out of tin," the guy replies.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I've been thinking about buying an old car and fixing it up. I found an old Chevy Vega on Craigslist that looks interesting. What do you think?" he asks the bartender. "Oh heck yes! You've got to buy it!" the bartender enthuses. "Those cars are the best. You can do anything you want in them and never have to worry about a thing!" "Really?" the guy asks. "What makes you say that?" "Because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas," the bartender replies.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "What's the special tonight?" he asks the bartender. "Hot wings! Because everyone loves hot wings," the bartender enthuses. "Seriously, can you name anyone that doesn't love hot wings?" "Icarus," the guy replies.

Really? I've never had that, what did you get?

A Caesar salad

happened today, she was not enthused...