Titillate Puns

A list of puns related to "Titillate"

How do you titillate an ocelot?

You oscillate its tits a lot.

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👤︎ u/CreateTheFuture
📅︎ Jun 19 2018
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how to titillate an ocelot
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👤︎ u/queengemini
📅︎ Dec 14 2015
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My dad's favourite dad joke. How do you titillate an ocelot?

You oscillate its tit a lot.

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👤︎ u/greengolfballs
📅︎ Jun 09 2014
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How do titilate an ocelot?

You oscillate it's tits alot

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👤︎ u/jny73
📅︎ Jun 30 2020
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My wife is returning to the office and thus has to go back to wearing work outfits. One of her complaints was that wearing a bra was such a drag...

I’ve always found them to be very uplifting.

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👤︎ u/rscott1691
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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What do you call two boobs that are identical?

Identities.

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👤︎ u/beebeepsheep
📅︎ Dec 26 2019
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Titillating Image Commentary

https://i.imgur.com/Y9I0LyI.jpg "It's a cattelite dish." dad... dad pls no

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👤︎ u/Freyiik
📅︎ Sep 07 2015
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Can't wait for Fast and Furious 10

It will be titiled "Fast 10: Your Seatbelts"

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👤︎ u/moses10960
📅︎ Apr 19 2018
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Dadjoke overheard at the Museum of Natural History

I was looking at the taxidermy wild animals and was standing in front of the case with a baby ocelot. A family with two young kids were also standing behind me and I hear the husband say,

"Ocelot? More like Oce-little!"

I found this absolutely hilarious, but his wife just rolls her eyes and shuffles the kids to the next exhibit.

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👤︎ u/but-actually
📅︎ May 07 2014
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My roommate hates me sometimes

My roommate isn't a fan of reading. "It's a waste of time," according to him, so he prefers movies. After finishing a movie today he told me it happened to be based on real events, saying he might have to look it up. The following was our IM.

Me: Neat, that sounds like a good read, yeah?

Roomie (b/c the movie had a sex scene): But words don't have tits, so there's one problem, lol

Me: Lord. Maybe you should try reading some smut sometime. It's puts on sunglasses titillating! Yyyyeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

Roomie: Guh. Awful

I think I owe him a pint, now.

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👤︎ u/MidtermMassacre
📅︎ Mar 20 2016
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How do you titillate an ocelot?

You oscillate its tit a lot.

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👤︎ u/snowbro23
📅︎ Dec 14 2017
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