Richard Nixon Puns

A list of puns related to "Richard Nixon"

I'm thinking of entering a talent show. I have two ideas for my act. Either a Blues Traveler cover band, or an impression of Richard Nixon.

I'm hoping to win, by Hook or by Crook.

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👤︎ u/epitomizer1
📅︎ Nov 29 2020
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Why did Richard Nixon say he burnt his steak?

"I'm not a cook."

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👤︎ u/TheMys1
📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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