A list of puns related to "Endures"
Can't say I haven't seen Stranger Things on that website though
What? You’ve got TWO dads last I checked!
It’s my longest running joke of the year so far...
Making calendars, you can never take a day off.
"Pop"' goes the weasel.
So I thanked her for her cervix.
...that's where I finally had to draw the line.
I ran a local Tough Mudder-like race in September (called Boldr Dash) which featured many obstacles over a four mile course. One of the obstacles was a huge ladder made out of tires that we had to climb up and over. While waiting my turn to climb it, I turned to the line and said "I hope nobody's TIRED!"
The combination of fatigue and disgust at my joke was everyone's reaction. A group groan, it was beautiful!
I entered myself into a 50 KM endurance race. And I’m proud to say I finished first!! Yup. 2 minutes into the race I quit.
... because I’ve just endured a 31 day March
Martial arts is as much spiritual training as it is physical training. In fact, there is a school of martial arts in Korea where practitioners would spend large portions of the day just meditating.
As they train their spirits to ponder over their place in the universe, the practitioners would also train their bodies to forgo the needs of the physical world. The practitioners would endure days on end without sleep, and live on a single loaf of bread for an entire month.
As they meditate, they would repeat the mantra: “I am one with the universe, it sleeps not so I shall not sleep. This bread is my only worldly attachment but I shall only TAKE ONE DOUGH”
So, my GF was watching True Blood. I had donated platelets today, which I do every month. The following exchange ensued:
Me: "I wonder do vampires like platelets?"
GF: "They probably consider it one of their main food groups. Like we would view amino acids."
Me: "You're a meano!" (she has to endure lot of shite like this."
GF: "Well you're acidic!"
Me: "What are you basing this on?"
GF: groan
My son, currently 'enduring' a semester abroad in Florence, Italy, messages me: "Remind me to tell you about the history of gianduja. It's absurd."
My response: "Yeah, I heard it's kind of nutty."
No applause, please. I'll be here all week. Try the lasagna.
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