Two French IT guys have come up with a new system to share files electronically.
It’s a Pierre to Pierre network.
What is an electronically advanced civilization called?
Did you hear the one about the Seal that lost an electron?
Poor thing turned into a sea lion.
My electronics teacher is creeping me out
He keeps talking about trans sisters
What did the negatively charged chlorine atom say when uranium tried to take its electron?
When your electronic doorbell notified you
How does a French dude send electronic files to his friend?
Pierre to Pierre network.
Why can't electronics hobbyists measure voltage?
Two atoms walk into a bar, one says to the other “Dang, I left my electrons in the car.” The other replies, “Are you sure?”
Never trust an atom, they make up everything...
But I know I can trust molecules, we have chemistry.
Palpatine voice Ionic...
An atom called the cops to report he had an electron stolen. The cop asked, "Are you sure?"
And the atom replied, "I'm positive!"
Have you heard the joke about the electronic scale?
I was arrested the other day for stealing people's electrons.
I was heavily charged, despite my victims saying it was an overall positive experience.
Neutron to electron: i think im decaying into a proton
Electron: are you sure?
Neutron: im nearly positive
Electron: ive never been so attracted to you
Electrons have mass?!
I didn’t even know they were catholic!
What did the atom say when it kept losing electrons?
I really need to keep an ion them.
A man attacked someone with a small device for powering electronics
He was later charged with battery
Two electrons
Two electrons are talking to each other
The first one points to a proton and says "Do you want that charge?"
The second one points to an antiproton and says "No, discharge"
My friends ask me why do I see the world with so much negativity.
I tell them that I am short-sighted.
My father was an electrical engineer. I'm not one, but I like to work with electronics.
The electronics industry is kinda sexist
Instead of just thermistors and resistors, why can't there also be thermissuses and resistresses?
I don't trust what atoms say...
Why were the electrons from the volcanic eruption sent to prison?
They were charged under extraordinary circumstances
People play electronic music at night
Because “sun” upside down reads “uns”
I’m positive I just lost an electron...
Did you know electronics stores sell milk?
Mine says it's from Best By.
A company that makes powerful pick up trucks in a northern city of England started by a famous Icelandic electronic pop artist.
It's Björk's York Torque Corp.
I tried an electronic powered oven for the first time the other day
Two electrons are walking down the street
The first one stops and says 'Oh, no! I think i've lost an electron!"
The second one says 'are you sure?'
The first one says 'Yeah, I'm positive'
Never take advice from electrons.
They are always negative.
For my fellow electronics nerds
I was at this electronic music concert and the performer started playing a laser harp.
The store near me is having a sale on batteries.
If you buy two packs, they'll throw in a pack of dead ones, free of charge.
Every time I visit my friend, he insists that we only listen to electronic dance music.
He wouldn’t techno for an answer.
Why doesn’t the electron smile?
All he has are negative thoughts.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had it’s ion someone else.
I got a big promotion! I'm now the Electronic Innovation and Entertainment Information Officer for Elderly McDonald's Agricultural Enterprises.
I can't wait to put E.I.E.I.O. on my resume!
How did the atom feel when it lost an electron?
Why couldn’t your hear the electronic doorbell?
Because it was ah... low-ding.
How do two French guys share files electronically?
Pierre to Pierre network.
What is the way two French dudes share files electronically?
Pierre to Pierre network.
How do two French guys share files electronically?
Pierre to Pierre network.
What was the electron charged with?
I was arrested the other day for stealing people's electrons.
I was heavily charged, despite my victims saying it was an overall positive experience.
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