Does anyone want a package of dead batteries?
They're free of charge.
I thought of an electricity joke but I forgot it =/
I just remember it involved large amounts of energy being applied to move an electric charge. It's a shame I forgot, it had a lot of Potential.
This is a story that ends in my best joke to date.
I'm a nanny, the family I work for typically hang out for 10-30 minutes before the parents leave me and baby alone, just to chat and catch up, as well as to mitigate any potential meltdowns from a sudden leaving.
Anyway, Baby has started walking and is very keen to investigate everything. Yesterday he was headed straight to the electrical outlet. So I said to him, "oh no that's not a toy! Our fingers don't go there,"
Dad says, "baby disagrees"
"That's shocking."
Dad, "That's better than any dad joke I've come up with"
