I think joule really likes this joke
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👤︎ u/HenkBlok
📅︎ Jan 13 2021
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Does anyone want a package of dead batteries?

They're free of charge.

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👤︎ u/bob9109
📅︎ May 24 2021
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I thought of an electricity joke but I forgot it =/

I just remember it involved large amounts of energy being applied to move an electric charge. It's a shame I forgot, it had a lot of Potential.

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👤︎ u/nemorefert
📅︎ Dec 10 2021
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This is a story that ends in my best joke to date.

I'm a nanny, the family I work for typically hang out for 10-30 minutes before the parents leave me and baby alone, just to chat and catch up, as well as to mitigate any potential meltdowns from a sudden leaving.

Anyway, Baby has started walking and is very keen to investigate everything. Yesterday he was headed straight to the electrical outlet. So I said to him, "oh no that's not a toy! Our fingers don't go there,"

Dad says, "baby disagrees"

"That's shocking."

Dad, "That's better than any dad joke I've come up with"

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