I once debated a flat earther. He got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
My uncle's wife is a centimeter tall, has six legs, and is always on edge.
I guess you could say she's a little a(u)nt-sy.
The folks who live in my town aren’t allowed to be buried in the old cemetery on the edge of town.
Mostly because they’re not dead yet.
The key to falling asleep quickly is to sleep at the edge of the bed.
I inherited my dad's collection of shallow flat receptacles with a raised edge, used for carrying, holding, or displaying articles.
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
Bono and The Edge walk into a bar...
....and the barman says, "Oh God, not U2 again!!"
I just thought of this today as I was driving... I’m sorry in advance 😂 I saw this sign the other day, and it had rounded edges
It was kinda pointless...
I went to a Ford dealership the other day looking for a specific model. The salesman told me they didn’t have what I was looking for and that I wasn’t allowed to leave.
The new Windows update deleted Microsoft Edge
We could say it's a cutting edge techology.
Why won't swords go obsolete?
They are cutting edge technology.
A physicist sees a guy standing on the edge of a rooftop
He immediately shouts: Don't do it! You have so much potential!
I recently watched a Reality show about flat earthers trying to find the edge of the world, but it was a little disappointing.
The finale wasn’t a cliffhanger.
I've been on edge today searching for the answer.
I usually use Chrome, but today I'm on Edge.
To the person who stole my Microsoft Office key.
Im gonna find you. You have my word.
A little moron and a big moron were shingling a steep roof when suddenly the scaffolding collapsed. They both slid down the roof and stopped at the very edge, and then one fell off. Which one?
The big moron. The other one was a little more on.
My flat-earther friend was determined to walk to the edge of the world to prove it's flat.
in the end, he came around.
I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta
What do you call a rugby player who took doping to gain an edge against his opponents?
I found my friend using a round-edged knife to cut his steak
it wasn't really sharp of him
Last week I was on the edge of a cliff, holding on to a box full of shredded cheese. I loved that box, but I knew I had to let it go. I didn’t want to...
But it was for the grater good
Why is six afraid of seven?
Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.
Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary. Six is afraid of Seven because he is a damn psychopath.
The toothbrush was invented in Arkansas
If it were invented anywhere else, it would be called a “teethbrush”
The Covid19 situation has been particularly stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear social distancing measures will push someone over the edge.
If the earth was flat and fish swam over the edge, where would they go?
I finally got my dream job at the guillotine factory
I’ll beheading there shortly
Edit: Thanks for the silver. My first ever award!
My son drew a polygon with three edges and three vertices with angles less than 90°...
It was acute triangle, I must admit!
Am I the only one who feels on edge about this?
My friend the photographer always trims the outer edges of his pictures to be curved so that every edge is equidistant from the center...
He liked making crop circles.
I'll tell you my favorite piece of cutting edge technology.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
A fly landed on the edge of a urinal and fell in.
My friend is always bragging about his woodworking tool like an axe but with the cutting edge perpendicular to the handle rather than parallel.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A flat earther was debating me and got so mad he said "I will walk off the edge of the earth to prove you wrong!!"
He'll come around eventually
Bono and The Edge walk into a bar.
The barman says 'Oh god, not U2 again...'
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around, eventually.
Bono and the Edge walk into a bar. The bartender says...
Oh no, not you two again.
I debated with a flat earther once. He got so mad and steamed of saying he would walk of the edge of the earth.
He'll come around eventually.
There is a new reality show where flat earthers are trying to find the edge of the world.
They will be so disappointed when the finale is not a cliffhanger.
I got a job at the guillotine factory.
I'll beheading there shortly.
I once debated a flat earthed. He got me so mad I stormed off, saying I'd come back around eventually.
You could say I went over the edge.
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