Knotted stitch Puns

A list of puns related to "Knotted stitch"

Why did a Needle, Thread and a piece of cloth walk into a courtroom?

They were getting Sewed.

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👤︎ u/beybabooba
📅︎ Aug 03 2022
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My psychologist says I'm addicted to puns about textiles and needlework.

Or sew it would seam.

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👤︎ u/KCL80
📅︎ May 12 2022
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I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams.

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👤︎ u/BastetLXIX
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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