I got into a bar brawl with this huge man that tore my earlobes off.

Now I'm ear-ring impaired.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2022
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What happens when an Earl is awarded an OBE?

He becomes an earlobe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bazabbo
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2017
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