Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Dwarfed"
It’s a small scale enterprise
To sum it up, there’s a small medium at large.
He wasn't happy.
There's a small medium at large.
I know what you're thinking 'thats a little unorthodox'.
I just couldn’t, the fights were too short.
I thought it was a little condescending.
aren't happy.
One of them isn't Happy.
The news said there was a small medium at large.
There was once a boy. He was the son of the richest man in the universe. Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, he dwarfed them all. He was a multi-trillionaire. Now, it was this boy's birthday. His father asked him,
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. A store full of lego, all the video games in the world, anything. What would you like?"
His son replied.
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one pink ping pong ball."
His father was rather confused by this request. Out of all the things he could've chosen, his son chose a ping pong ball. Nonetheless, he agreed and gave him a pink ping pong ball. His son was overjoyed and spoke to him.
"My father, you have made me the happiest boy in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong ball?"
"Okay son, go ahead."
The boy then went up to his room and played with his pink ping pong ball. When his father went in the next morning to check on him, the boy was sleeping in his bed and the pink ping pong ball was nowhere to be found.
On the boy's next birthday, his father asked him again.
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. What would you like?"
His son replied.
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one box full of pink ping pong balls."
His father was again, confused by this. Still, he bought a cardboard box and filled it with ping pong balls. He gave it to his son, who said.
"My father, you have made me the happiest boy in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong balls?"
The father nodded, and the son went up to his room to play. The next morning when his father went to check, the boy was sleeping peacefully and there were no pink ping pong balls in sight. Just the empty cardboard box in the middle of the room.
On the boy's next birthday, his father asked him again.
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. What would you like?"
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one truck full of ping pong balls."
Now, by this point, the father was extremely confused. Why did the boy want so many pink ping pong balls and where were they going? He asked.
"My son. You are the most precious thing in the world to me and I can certainly get you this, but may I ask, why do you want
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There’s small medium at large
... condensed milk.
I thought to myself, "Hmmm, that's a little condescending."
The news reported that there's a small medium at large.
It found 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy.
...I'm feeling a little Flemish. cough
How could anyone stoop so low?
Not Happy.
A lepercon
Because you're looking a little chilly
Mid-knight.
It's a knee slapper
Peter Dinklage is my all time number 1.
He's a small medium at large
Very little
is technically a small medium at large.
I thought to myself, “That’s a little condescending.”
Thought to myself, “that’s a little condescending”.
I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
A small medium at large.
I thought to myself... “that’s a little condescending”.
He fell!
It was a little condescending.
Police say there is a small medium at large
...I thought to myself, that’s a little condescending.
A small medium at large!
How could anyone stoop so low.
A small medium at large
A small medium at large!
A small medium at large
I thought to myself, “now that’s a little condescending”
Authorities are looking for a small medium at large.
A small medium at large
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