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📅︎ Oct 17 2020
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Hazard a guess what Humpty Dumpty's favourite month is

October. Why? Because he had a great fall. 😜✅💯

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👤︎ u/socdist
📅︎ Oct 22 2020
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Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn

Because he had a great fall

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👤︎ u/skyrift1
📅︎ May 29 2020
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Why couldn't Humpty Dumpty often talk with the townspeople, after having his great fall?

He'd crack under the pressure

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👤︎ u/MrHollowed
📅︎ Mar 19 2020
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
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📅︎ Sep 22 2019
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Saw Humpty Dumpty shopping for Halloween supplies.

He's going to have a great fall.

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📅︎ Sep 17 2019
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Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall. Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

His winter, however, was nog so great.

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👤︎ u/L_Circe
📅︎ Sep 12 2019
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What is Edward Benedict's, Humpty Dumpty's cousin from New York, favorite time of year?

The Hollandaise

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📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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Humpty Dumpty
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👤︎ u/dufosho
📅︎ Oct 13 2018
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Humpty Dumpty must've been a dad.

Because he cracks himself up.

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👤︎ u/grimfel
📅︎ Dec 23 2017
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall;

Humpty Dumpty wasn't very humpty, dumpt he?

<Note: delivered correctly, this joke will throw some children into fits of rage. Use with caution.>

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📅︎ Jan 30 2019
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Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girl friends of the wall

He wanted to see her crack

First time posting on reddit

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👤︎ u/LilPump1k
📅︎ Dec 01 2018
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If humpty dumpty dies north of the wall

Will he become an egg white walker?

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👤︎ u/scamperly
📅︎ Jul 21 2017
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What is Humpty Dumpty's last favorite season?

Fall...

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📅︎ Aug 19 2017
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It's the first day of Autumn so let's make like Humpty Dumpty!!

And have a great Fall!

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📅︎ Sep 22 2016
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Nobody ever talks about Humpty Dumpty's winter...

They always just talk about his great Fall.

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📅︎ Nov 13 2016
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know why Humpty Dumpty don't do Black Friday?

He broke.

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📅︎ Nov 25 2016
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My friend keeps antagonizing Humpty Dumpty....

He keeps "egging" him on.

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📅︎ Aug 19 2017
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Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

Because he had a terrible summer

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📅︎ May 18 2020
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Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

To make up for his miserable summer.

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👤︎ u/awburrou
📅︎ Feb 25 2020
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Why did Humpty Dumpty love Autumn?

Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

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👤︎ u/butterymix
📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

To make up for an awful summer!

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📅︎ Sep 01 2019
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Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

because he had such a bad summer

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👤︎ u/sir-earle
📅︎ Jun 07 2019
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Why was Humpty Dumpty optimistic for winter?

He had a great fall

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👤︎ u/Alman1127
📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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Why was Humpty Dumpty optimistic for winter?

Because he had a great fall.

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👤︎ u/Alman1127
📅︎ Dec 25 2018
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Why was Humpty Dumpty comfortable in the winter?

He had a great fall.

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👤︎ u/cockplops
📅︎ Jan 11 2019
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So far, Humpty Dumpty is having a terrible winter

Which sucks because he had a great fall.

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👤︎ u/sno0p-
📅︎ Feb 19 2019
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Why was Humpty Dumpty optimistic for winter?

Because he had a great fall.

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👤︎ u/Alman1127
📅︎ Apr 16 2019
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Why did I Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

To make up for his lousy summer.

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📅︎ Sep 22 2017
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Why did Humpty Dumpty have such a great fall?

He had a lousy summer.

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📅︎ Sep 21 2018
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Humpty Dumpty jokes

Crack me up

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📅︎ Aug 19 2017
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Why did humpty dumpty push his girlfriend of the wall.......

Because he wanted to see her crack

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📅︎ Jun 03 2017
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Why is Humpty Dumpty so optimistic about the coming Winter?

Because he had a great Fall!

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👤︎ u/WaterRules
📅︎ Mar 31 2017
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