Why was Humpty Dumpty referred to a psychiatrist?
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
What do you call it when a tiny Humpty Dumpty is saying derogatory things in a Slavic language?
Hazard a guess what Humpty Dumpty's favourite month is
October. Why? Because he had a great fall. 😜✅💯
Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn
Because he had a great fall
Why couldn't Humpty Dumpty often talk with the townspeople, after having his great fall?
He'd crack under the pressure
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Saw Humpty Dumpty shopping for Halloween supplies.
He's going to have a great fall.
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall. Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.
His winter, however, was nog so great.
What is Edward Benedict's, Humpty Dumpty's cousin from New York, favorite time of year?
Humpty Dumpty must've been a dad.
Because he cracks himself up.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall;
Humpty Dumpty wasn't very humpty, dumpt he?
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If humpty dumpty dies north of the wall
Will he become an egg white walker?
Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girl friends of the wall
He wanted to see her crack
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It's the first day of Autumn so let's make like Humpty Dumpty!!
What is Humpty Dumpty's last favorite season?
Nobody ever talks about Humpty Dumpty's winter...
They always just talk about his great Fall.
know why Humpty Dumpty don't do Black Friday?
My friend keeps antagonizing Humpty Dumpty....
He keeps "egging" him on.
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
Because he had a terrible summer
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
To make up for his miserable summer.
Why did Humpty Dumpty love Autumn?
Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
To make up for an awful summer!
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
because he had such a bad summer
Why was Humpty Dumpty optimistic for winter?
Because he had a great fall.
So far, Humpty Dumpty is having a terrible winter
Which sucks because he had a great fall.
Why was Humpty Dumpty optimistic for winter?
Why was Humpty Dumpty comfortable in the winter?
Why was Humpty Dumpty optimistic for winter?
Because he had a great fall.
Why did I Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
To make up for his lousy summer.
Why did Humpty Dumpty have such a great fall?
Why did humpty dumpty push his girlfriend of the wall.......
Because he wanted to see her crack
Why is Humpty Dumpty so optimistic about the coming Winter?
Because he had a great Fall!
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