Due Date Puns

Parents named him “Sudden Lee”

Friend: I want chicken wings. Me: I’ll stick with my human arms.

CAN I BE A DAD YET?!‽

Past dude.

Should get a no bell prize.

I've just taken a book back that was months overdue but, rather than charging me, she just said, "That's-a-fine."

They get a due date.

Son: "The due date."

His wife's due date was today, but nothing has happened yet. She will have the upper hand all day tomorrow. I can just see these happening.

Wife: "Honey, it's finally happening."

Husband: "What? Are you going into labor?"

Wife: "It's finally April Fools Day."

Wife: "Honey, it broke."

Husband: "What? Your water broke?"

Wife: "Water's still fine, I just broke my nail."

Wife and I are expecting a child in January. Due date has already been bumped up once. Before next appointment with doctor...

Wife: I wonder if we'll still be just ahead

Me: Well, I'd hope by now we're at least also arms, legs, and a body

My wife is pregnant a week and a half passed her due date. It appears my son already has mommy attachment issues.

His parents named him "Sudden Lee"

Parents named him Sudden Lee