A list of puns related to "Due Date"
Parents named him “Sudden Lee”
Friend: I want chicken wings. Me: I’ll stick with my human arms.
CAN I BE A DAD YET?!‽
Past dude.
A New Jersey
Should get a no bell prize.
I've just taken a book back that was months overdue but, rather than charging me, she just said, "That's-a-fine."
They get a due date.
Son: "The due date."
His wife's due date was today, but nothing has happened yet. She will have the upper hand all day tomorrow. I can just see these happening.
Wife: "Honey, it's finally happening."
Husband: "What? Are you going into labor?"
Wife: "It's finally April Fools Day."
Wife: "Honey, it broke."
Husband: "What? Your water broke?"
Wife: "Water's still fine, I just broke my nail."
Wife and I are expecting a child in January. Due date has already been bumped up once. Before next appointment with doctor...
Wife: I wonder if we'll still be just ahead
Me: Well, I'd hope by now we're at least also arms, legs, and a body
My wife is pregnant a week and a half passed her due date. It appears my son already has mommy attachment issues.
His parents named him "Sudden Lee"
Parents named him Sudden Lee
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