A Chinese kid was born before the due date

Parents named him β€œSudden Lee”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schiggy182
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Due date 3 months and counting. Practice

Friend: I want chicken wings. Me: I’ll stick with my human arms.

CAN I BE A DAD YET?!β€½

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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What is the name for the condition of being a male born past his due date?

Past dude.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/modstms
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2017
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In honor of my first child's due date being Saturday: what did Delaware to school yesterday?

A New Jersey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Pankiest
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2017
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The person that invented Knock Knock Jokes

Should get a no bell prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Our new librarian is very polite and I think she is Italian...

I've just taken a book back that was months overdue but, rather than charging me, she just said, "That's-a-fine."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2017
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What happens when two drops of dew are attracted to each other?

They get a due date.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Dad: "What inspired you to write this essay?"

Son: "The due date."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexxc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Please send good thoughts to my coworker tomorrow.

His wife's due date was today, but nothing has happened yet. She will have the upper hand all day tomorrow. I can just see these happening.

Wife: "Honey, it's finally happening."

Husband: "What? Are you going into labor?"

Wife: "It's finally April Fools Day."


Wife: "Honey, it broke."

Husband: "What? Your water broke?"

Wife: "Water's still fine, I just broke my nail."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuebic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2017
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Expecting Child

Wife and I are expecting a child in January. Due date has already been bumped up once. Before next appointment with doctor...

Wife: I wonder if we'll still be just ahead

Me: Well, I'd hope by now we're at least also arms, legs, and a body

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Senas006
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2014
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I'm a new dad

My wife is pregnant a week and a half passed her due date. It appears my son already has mommy attachment issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imgofinvisible
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2014
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A Chinese child was born before his due date...

His parents named him "Sudden Lee"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HVIIDPOWER
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Chinese kid was born before the due date

Parents named him Sudden Lee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychologicalIron
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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