What did the the drummer call his twin daughters?
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How is the worst drummer in Asia called?
They're called No Thai Ming!
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What did the drummer call his twin sons?
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Why do drummers make terrible couch salespeople?
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Why was the drummer arrested for emoji abuse?
He kept hitting the cymbals
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Whatβs a drummers favorite vegetable?
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A drummer and her husband just had triplets. Their names?
Anna I. Anna II. Anna I, II, III.
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What is the drummerβs favorite veggie?
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What happened when the drummer broke the rules?
He suffered the re-percussions.
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A drummer I know asked me if I wanted to sing in his band.
I told him he could count me in.
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So, a drummer friend and his wife had twin girls. Their names?
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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
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How do you catch a drummer?
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Did you know Def Leppard's drummer makes the best Thanksgiving guest?
He only ever needs one drumstick.
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WHat happens if you forget to record the drummer?
There will be repercussions!
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Why canβt drummers tell jokes timing
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What did the drummer name his triplets daughter?
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What did the drummer call his twin baby daughters?
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We caught the drummer of our band masturbating over his drum kit...
I guess the pervert thinks of them as sex cymbals.
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Why do drummers feet tire before their hands?
Because their feet are constantly working, making Toe Jam...
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How do you know a drummer is knocking on your door?
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I was going to make a joke about drummers but, um,
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What do you call a drummer who talks too much?
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Behind every good band is a drummer.
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My girlfriend was telling me she caught a drum stick from her favorite drummer the other night.
I'm not sure why bands are throwing chicken at people nowadays, but I guess at least fans won't go hungry.
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βHey son, can you hurry it up in the bathroom? Iβm Little Drummer Boy-ingβ
βIβve gotta take a dump-a dump dump!β
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The drummer for Boston died this weekend. I guess his heart problems were...
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The Rolling Stoneβs jet hit a goose, killing the drummer and the bass playerβ¦
Killed two stones with one bird.
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Why did the band hire a turkey as a drummer?
Because he had the drumsticks!
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Please also checkout Dadmoji on instagram
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What do you say when there's a singer, guitarist, bassist, and a drummer in a boat?
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So this European comedy group is working on a movie with a bizarre plot - apparently a famous rock guitarist and drummer gains control of the weather and sends it haywire.
The movie is going to be called, Monty Python and the Grohly Hail.
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I used to be the drummer in a progressive 80s rock band called 'prevention'
We were better than The Cure
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My friend, who's a drummer, got me just a few minutes ago
I asked him to stop drumming so that I could finish reading an essay by Thoreau, and within a few minutes, I received this text: "Does my lack of drumming allow you to do a more Thoreau job with your reading?"
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Drummer In The Band Had A Clever Joke
The band I'm in was setting up for an outdoor gig in the heat of the late summer afternoon. The drummer (an old guy) said, "Time to pick up my biggest fan!" He strolled over to his car and grabbed a box fan and set it up near his drum set.
I can't believe I took him seriously for a minute.
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What did the drum say about its drummer?
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What does the drummer father call his twin daughters?
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What did the drummer call his two twin daughters?
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Did you hear about the drummer who decided to name all his daughters the same name?
Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4.
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Did you know about the drummer of that successful band?
He was instrumental for the band.
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Did you hear about the drummer who had twin daughters? He named them...
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What did the drummer call his twin baby girls?
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What did the drummer name his two daughters?
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My friend is a drummer who recently had quadruplets and named them all the same....
Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4.
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
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What did the drummer name his daughters?
Anna One, Anna Two, Anna Three ..
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Did you hear about the drummer who gave all his daughters the same name?
Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4...
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