What did the the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two!

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How is the worst drummer in Asia called?

They're called No Thai Ming!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YeszzAvrenite
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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What did the drummer call his twin sons?

Tom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flazdude
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Why do drummers make terrible couch salespeople?

They charge per cushion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/errsta
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Why was the drummer arrested for emoji abuse?

He kept hitting the cymbals

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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What’s a drummers favorite vegetable?

Beets!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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A drummer and her husband just had triplets. Their names?

Anna I. Anna II. Anna I, II, III.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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What is the drummer’s favorite veggie?

It’s the beet yo.

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What happened when the drummer broke the rules?

He suffered the re-percussions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BisexualPangolin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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A drummer I know asked me if I wanted to sing in his band.

I told him he could count me in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrgeekXD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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So, a drummer friend and his wife had twin girls. Their names?

Anna one, anna two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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How do you catch a drummer?

You put out a snare!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Did you know Def Leppard's drummer makes the best Thanksgiving guest?

He only ever needs one drumstick.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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WHat happens if you forget to record the drummer?

There will be repercussions!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Why can’t drummers tell jokes timing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sum1said
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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What did the drummer name his triplets daughter?

Da-Dum Tish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilCuntBoyXD
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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What did the drummer call his twin baby daughters?

Anna1 Anna2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BumBumTheSheep
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We caught the drummer of our band masturbating over his drum kit...

I guess the pervert thinks of them as sex cymbals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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Why do drummers feet tire before their hands?

Because their feet are constantly working, making Toe Jam...

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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How do you know a drummer is knocking on your door?

It keeps getting faster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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I was going to make a joke about drummers but, um,

tsss!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2017
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What do you call a drummer who talks too much?

A drag

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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Behind every good band is a drummer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mbwanderski
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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My girlfriend was telling me she caught a drum stick from her favorite drummer the other night.

I'm not sure why bands are throwing chicken at people nowadays, but I guess at least fans won't go hungry.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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β€œHey son, can you hurry it up in the bathroom? I’m Little Drummer Boy-ing”

β€œI’ve gotta take a dump-a dump dump!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegreatjamoco
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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The drummer for Boston died this weekend. I guess his heart problems were...

More than a feeling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meme__creep
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2017
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The Rolling Stone’s jet hit a goose, killing the drummer and the bass player…

Killed two stones with one bird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/comeonyea
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2018
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Why did the band hire a turkey as a drummer?

Because he had the drumsticks!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Please also checkout Dadmoji on instagram

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2017
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What do you say when there's a singer, guitarist, bassist, and a drummer in a boat?

Abandon ship!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/low_kix
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2017
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So this European comedy group is working on a movie with a bizarre plot - apparently a famous rock guitarist and drummer gains control of the weather and sends it haywire.

The movie is going to be called, Monty Python and the Grohly Hail.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2017
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I used to be the drummer in a progressive 80s rock band called 'prevention'

We were better than The Cure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gross04
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2017
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My friend, who's a drummer, got me just a few minutes ago

I asked him to stop drumming so that I could finish reading an essay by Thoreau, and within a few minutes, I received this text: "Does my lack of drumming allow you to do a more Thoreau job with your reading?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D_onm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2015
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Drummer In The Band Had A Clever Joke

The band I'm in was setting up for an outdoor gig in the heat of the late summer afternoon. The drummer (an old guy) said, "Time to pick up my biggest fan!" He strolled over to his car and grabbed a box fan and set it up near his drum set.

I can't believe I took him seriously for a minute.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnCrunchDaPimp
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2015
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What did the drum say about its drummer?

Beats me.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2014
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What did the drummer call his twin daughters ?

Anna One, Anna Two

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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What did the drummer call his twin daughters ?

Anna One, Anna Two

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna one Anna two

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jbird221
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna One....Anna Two

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna One, Anna Two

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna one Anna two

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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What does the drummer father call his twin daughters?

And-a one, and-a two

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AngelaSucksAtLife
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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What did a drummer call his twin daughters

Anna One Anna Two

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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1 Anna 2

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What did the drummer name his twin girls?

...Anna 1... Anna 2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tr8orst8x3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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What did the drummer call his two twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/REPOST_STRANGLER
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2

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Did you hear about the drummer who decided to name all his daughters the same name?

Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4.

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πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Did you know about the drummer of that successful band?

He was instrumental for the band.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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What did the drummer name his twin girls?

Anna one, Anna two

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πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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What did the drummer call his daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therealdavejones
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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Did you hear about the drummer who had twin daughters? He named them...

Anna 1, Anna 2.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amiur
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna One, Anna Two…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Admblackhawk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2018
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What did the drummer call his twin baby girls?

Anna1 Anna2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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What did the drummer name his two daughters?

Anna One, Anna Two...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnyprophet
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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My friend is a drummer who recently had quadruplets and named them all the same....

Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FalconerGuitars
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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What did the the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WistedTwizard
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two....

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πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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What did the drummer name his daughters?

Anna One, Anna Two, Anna Three ..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bertrandmacklin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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What did the drummer call his twin girls?

Anna One, Anna Two...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enzon2001
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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What did the drummer name her twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Piscotikus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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What did the drummer name his twins

Anna one, Anna two

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reeceeboy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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Did you hear about the drummer who gave all his daughters the same name?

Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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