Just been invited to the drummers convention.
Of all the Beatles drummers, I think Pete performed most magnificently...
The drummer in our band smashed his drums
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Why did the drummer play with vegetables?
He needed some fresh beets . . .
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Have you heard of the drummer that became an author?
I heard he uses a lot of cymbalisms in his works
What happened when the drummer re-recorded his drum solo?
There were repercussions.
My favorite holiday drink is the Little Drummer Boy...
It's one part rum, three parts pum.
(A favorite of mine from Tim Seidell)
What did the drummer name his 4 daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4
When the original drummer of the Beatles left the band...
How is the worst drummer in Asia called?
They're called No Thai Ming!
What did the drummer call his twin sons?
Why was the drummer arrested for emoji abuse?
He kept hitting the cymbals
What is the drummer’s favorite veggie?
What happened when the drummer broke the rules?
He suffered the re-percussions.
WHat happens if you forget to record the drummer?
There will be repercussions!
Did you know about the drummer of that successful band?
He was instrumental for the band.
Did you know Def Leppard's drummer makes the best Thanksgiving guest?
He only ever needs one drumstick.
We caught the drummer of our band masturbating over his drum kit...
I guess the pervert thinks of them as sex cymbals.
What did the drummer call his twin baby girls?
What did the drummer name his triplets daughter?
My girlfriend was telling me she caught a drum stick from her favorite drummer the other night.
I'm not sure why bands are throwing chicken at people nowadays, but I guess at least fans won't go hungry.
The drummer for Boston died this weekend. I guess his heart problems were...
“Hey son, can you hurry it up in the bathroom? I’m Little Drummer Boy-ing”
“I’ve gotta take a dump-a dump dump!”
Why did the band hire a turkey as a drummer?
Because he had the drumsticks!
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
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I used to be the drummer in a progressive 80s rock band called 'prevention'
We were better than The Cure
The Rolling Stone’s jet hit a goose, killing the drummer and the bass player…
Killed two stones with one bird.
So this European comedy group is working on a movie with a bizarre plot - apparently a famous rock guitarist and drummer gains control of the weather and sends it haywire.
The movie is going to be called, Monty Python and the Grohly Hail.
Drummer In The Band Had A Clever Joke
The band I'm in was setting up for an outdoor gig in the heat of the late summer afternoon. The drummer (an old guy) said, "Time to pick up my biggest fan!" He strolled over to his car and grabbed a box fan and set it up near his drum set.
I can't believe I took him seriously for a minute.
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did the drummer call his two twin daughters?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What does the drummer father call his twin daughters?
What did the drummer call his daughters?
What did the drummer name his twin girls?
Did you hear about the drummer who decided to name all his daughters the same name?
Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4.
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Did you hear about the drummer who had twin daughters? He named them...
What did the drummer call his twin baby daughters?
My friend is a drummer who recently had quadruplets and named them all the same....
Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4.
Did you hear about the drummer who gave all his daughters the same name?
Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4...
Did you hear about the drummer that gave all his daughters the same name?
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