Yes don't forget to take it.
I remember when I left home for the first time, my mum said to me, "Don't forget to write!"
I thought to myself, 'That's unlikely,Its a basic skill, why should I?"
When I left home to go on a business trip, my wife said "Don't forget to write"
I thought, "That's unlikely... it's a basic skill, isn't it?"
Don’t forget to dress warm tomorrow
It’s going to be minus 45.
Don’t forget to tip the waitress
Don't forget your protective eyewear
Dad: Hey, don’t forget— tomorrow is Father’s Day.
Me: Don’t forget its son day too.
Don’t forget to tip your server
Don't forget to watch the big parade tomorrow!
The calendars are going to March...
At 11:59:59, don't forget to get your left foot off the ground.
That way you can start the new year on the right foot.
My father and I were leaving our hotel room in Iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase. I said, "Don't forget your Baghdad."
DAD, TO A SINGER: "Don’t forget a bucket." SINGER: "Why?" DAD: "To carry your tune."
Doctors, apples and beet farms, don’t forget about Dre
Every dad at some point. Wife: Don’t let me forget to put clothes in the dryer in an hour. Me: Don’t forget to put clothes in the dryer in an hour. Wife: Killer death stare
PSA: don't forget the " took you a year to respond" joke.
Now that 2019 is around the corner, you can achieve ultimate dad stats by sending a message to your contacts near the end of 2018. Then, send "Why did you wait a year to respond ?".
This only works once a year so be prepared.
I just told my dad I’m going to take a shower, he says “don’t forget to put it back when you’re done.”
Fellow Dads, don’t forget that it’s best to serve eggs Benedict on a hubcap this time of year
We all know there’s no plates like chrome, for the hollandaise
My arch enemy pointed at my T-shirt which read "Never forget WW2" and said "I bet you're so stupid you don't even know what the second W stands for".
I stared dead at them, pointed, and said "This means War!"
Going to the beach? Don't forget your dadscreen!
I don't think sunscreen is gonna cut it this year.
Don't forget to throw away your perishable foods on Sunday.
By then it will all be from last year.
Don't forget, tomorrow is National Typewriter Awareness day
Don't forget to set your scales back 10 lbs tonight!
Hey all, don't forget to hook up your Deep Fryer today.
My dad is Irish, whenever you tell him something like "be careful with that powertool" or "don't forget to water the garden" he will respond with..
What do you think I am? Irish
Don't forget to eat some sausage today...
It is Groundhog Day, after all.
Don’t forget to dress warm tomorrow
I heard it’s going to be minus 45
When I was leaving home for the first time, my dad said to me, "Don't forget to write."
I thought, "That's unlikely. It's a basic skill, isn't it ?"
I told my dad, “Don’t forget tomorrow is Mother’s Day!”
Dad : Don’t forget it’s son day too.
My mom just told me, “ Don’t forget that tomorrow is Mother’s Day.”
I said, “Remember, it’s also son day.”
When I left home, my mom said, “Don’t forget to write.” I thought, “That’s unlikely.”
“It’s a basic skill, isn’t it?”
At 11:59:59, don't forget to stand-up and lift your left foot off the ground.
That way you start the new year off on the right foot!
DAD, TO A SINGER: "Don’t forget a bucket." SINGER: "Why?" DAD: "To carry your tune."
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