Don't Care Puns

A list of puns related to "Don't Care"

My wife doesn't care that I don't like Indian bread

It's a naan-issue.

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👤︎ u/lark047
📅︎ Jul 27 2022
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I'm sick of people saying we don't take care of the elderly in the US.

We give them high paying jobs in the senate and white house.

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👤︎ u/GottaBlast
📅︎ Apr 06 2022
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Do you want to know about the 12 things that I don't care about?

Nevermind, it dozen matter.

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👤︎ u/the_superior_nerd
📅︎ Apr 18 2022
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In our house, we don't care about grades.

Which explains why one side is sinking.

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👤︎ u/greedydita
📅︎ Apr 07 2022
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I don't always take care of my teeth

But when I do, they love me despite all my floss

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👤︎ u/excalibron
📅︎ Feb 15 2022
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My wife thinks, that i don't really care for her relatives.

That's not true. I love her Mother-In-Law a lot more than i love mine

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👤︎ u/gustavotherecliner
📅︎ Oct 17 2021
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I don't care that i cut my finger when chopping cheese.

I have grater problems to worry about.

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👤︎ u/chacham2
📅︎ Dec 31 2021
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I think I'm funny I don't care what anybody says
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👤︎ u/LeeCarter
📅︎ Sep 22 2021
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Me personally I don't care about these mandates.

Because I don't date men.

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👤︎ u/toanystank
📅︎ Sep 16 2021
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I don't understand how some people don't care about elephants being an endangered species.

I guess they just find them irrelephant.

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👤︎ u/HunterZX77
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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Four Seasons Total Lawn Care created some good ones after the bizarre press conference Saturday such as "Lawn and Order" and "Make America Rake Again" - I don't see them using this one on their promotional materials though:
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👤︎ u/danarchist
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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I usually don't care what other people are saying...

....until they start whispering.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Mar 03 2021
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"I don't care where those damn cows ran off to."

....said the farmer, callously.

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👤︎ u/PotBuzz
📅︎ Mar 26 2021
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I don't care for cheese.

I'm a curd-mudgeon.

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👤︎ u/cthulhouette
📅︎ Dec 30 2020
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Hey, I don't care, if people want to spend lots of their money on electricity...

Then more power to them!

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Apr 16 2020
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For the ones who don't care for all the sales going on
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👤︎ u/Mi-auw
📅︎ Nov 29 2019
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People just don't care about burning cathedrals

Notre Single Dame Is Given

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👤︎ u/afterburners_engaged
📅︎ Apr 16 2019
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I'm so stupidly proud of myself for this message that I don't even care if he responds to me.
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👤︎ u/photosynthes1s
📅︎ Dec 01 2018
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I'm addicted to robbing chemistry stores. It is what I live for. I know that it's illegal, I know that it's dangerous. I've even nearly been killed a couple of times. But I don't care,

I'll diluting.

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👤︎ u/analblades
📅︎ May 11 2019
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Why don't people care about mummies anymore?

Cause they ancient

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👤︎ u/TJPancaker
📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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Got fired from the Mortuary, but I don't care...

Business was dead anyways 💀

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👤︎ u/elvezisdead
📅︎ Jun 21 2019
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What do you use to preserve a dead animal you don't really care about?

Casualdehyde

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👤︎ u/ask-a-physicist
📅︎ Jul 09 2015
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Got fired from the Mortuary, but I don't care

Was barely urning an un-living

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👤︎ u/elvezisdead
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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I don't care about how cold the temperature is!!

It's -273°C and I'm giving absolute zero fuks.

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👤︎ u/Pecfex_here
📅︎ Nov 05 2016
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I don't really care about Mr. Cone's opinion

But I think he has a solid point

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👤︎ u/RealComradeMeep
📅︎ Jul 30 2019
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Got fired from the Mortuary, but I don't care

Hated working with a bunch of stiffs.

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👤︎ u/elvezisdead
📅︎ Jun 19 2019
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Got fired from the Mortuary, but I don't care...

I'm just no good at touching peoples lives.

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👤︎ u/elvezisdead
📅︎ Jun 23 2019
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What do alcoholic sing when they don't care about their health?

Liver let die

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👤︎ u/RotiferCartographer
📅︎ Mar 24 2019
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My grief counselor just died and I don't care.

That guy was good.

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👤︎ u/nathanfromtexas
📅︎ Sep 15 2018
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Why don't astronauts care about leaving crumbs everywhere?

Space is a vacuum.

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👤︎ u/6DollarShirtsAds
📅︎ Jan 30 2019
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I don't care what anyone says, on a digital clock, the lower horizontal bit on the 8 is better than the middle or top bit...

And that's the bottom line.

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👤︎ u/BeardFM
📅︎ Aug 10 2016
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Dad's care about safety! Don't drive on your cell phone

It will break

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👤︎ u/tavroHoB
📅︎ Sep 22 2017
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I don't care for larvae

they just grub me the wrong way

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👤︎ u/thatoneidoit
📅︎ Oct 20 2015
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I don't care for long goodbyes, so let's keep this one short.

By!

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👤︎ u/mr_bitshift
📅︎ Sep 19 2015
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I know its been posted before, I don't care.

My dad always used this one on me whenever something hurt, and I, in turn, use it on my sons.

  • Me: "dad, my foot really hurts"
  • Dad: " That's weird, does your face hurt"
  • Me: (groan and walk away because I should've known better)
  • Dad: (yelling as I'm getting out of his line of dad joke fire) "WELL ITS KILLING ME!"

I find this joke superb nowadays

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👤︎ u/a_little_too_late
📅︎ Feb 23 2014
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Got fired from the Mortuary, but I don't care...

it was a stupid dead-end job anyways.

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👤︎ u/elvezisdead
📅︎ Jun 17 2019
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I don't care for cheese!

I'm a CURDmudgeon

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👤︎ u/JGad14
📅︎ Oct 07 2018
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