What day is Dolly Parton Appreciaton Day?
My friend Joseph went on the Dolly Parton diet.
It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean...
Why is Dolly Parton afraid of swimming pools?
Chlorine, chlorine, chlorine, chloriiiiine.
Get a Key Grip on your Best Boy, Dolly.
Did you hear Joe is going on the Dolly Parton diet?
Hopefully it makes Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Dolly Parton is launching a new face mask
The Dalai Lam walks into a pizza place and said to the owner ...
"Can you make me one with everything?"
Why does Dolly Parton always spill her coffee?
Did you hear about Dolly Parton’s new weight loss coffee?
What did Barbara Streisand say every morning when she worked receiving at FedEx?
Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco Steel, and Dakota Mining are merging to become...
If life gives you melons,
You've probably got dyslexia.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
So I was listening to old Dolly Parton albums and this happened
What do you call a deaf Country & Western singer?
Gas prices are so high you won’t believe what I saw…
Dolly Parton and Jolene were carpooling together!
Did you hear that Dolly Parton married an artist who doesnt like things blocking doorways, and insists anything that does, should be sold?
I forget his name. I think it was Sellthedoor Dolly
Dolly Parton has just bought Harris Teeters and Piggly Wiggly, and is merging the two.
She will be renaming it to “Big Wiggly Teeters”
Dolly Parton just bought 3 companies: Big Lots, Piggly Wiggly, and Harris Teeter.
She's going to consolidate them into one company called "Big Wiggly Teeters."
What type of sandwich does Dolly Parton eat while she's on a diet?
Sloppy Joe Lean
Credit to my fiancé for this one.
My son told me he didn't understand cloning.
I told him, 'that makes two of us'.
Dolly Partin's new Store
My dad loves to tell this joke
Dad: "So did you hear Dolly Parton bought out Piggly Wiggly, Big Lots and Harry Teeters to open her own chain?
Me: "Really?"
Dad: "Yeah! She's calling it 'Big Wiggly Teeters'"
Every time I hang out my laundry, the song "Nine to Five" starts playing...
Guess that's what I get for using Dolly pegs.
I hear Ms. Parton became a Buddhist teacher...
Which animal is a spiritual leader in a game farm?
I got my kid a toy of a surrealist painter
Two cows are standing next to each other in a pasture...
Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artifically inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
I asked my daughter why she cut all her barbies in half. . .
She replied in an unexpected country accent, "I'm dolly partin'!"
Female llamas are called...
What's a Tibetan Monk's favorite toy?
What is Whitney Houston's favourite kind of coordination?
My girlfriend and I are moving in together...
Dad: "I won't be able to help you guys move your stuff but I do have a friend I can let you borrow."
Me: "Okay, cool thank you."
Dad: "Her name is Dolly."
What do little kids and package deliverymen have in common?
They both play with dollies all day!
My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet.
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My friend joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet
My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet...
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My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet...
It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean!
My friend Joe went on the Dolly Parton diet.
It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean...
How does Dolly Parton clean her swimming pools?
Chlorine, chlorine, chlorine, chlorineeeeeeeeeeee!
My friend Joe went on the Dolly Parton diet.
It really made Joe Lean, Joe Lean, Joe Lean, Joe Lean
My friend Joe
My friend Joe went on the Dolly Parton diet
It made Joe lean Joe lean
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My friend Joe…
My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet. It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean.
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