Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artifically inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
I forget his name. I think it was Sellthedoor Dolly
She will be renaming it to “Big Wiggly Teeters”
She replied in an unexpected country accent, "I'm dolly partin'!"
I assure her it was quilted
She's going to consolidate them into one company called "Big Wiggly Teeters."
Sloppy Joe Lean
Credit to my fiancé for this one.
A barbie queue
My dad loves to tell this joke
Dad: "So did you hear Dolly Parton bought out Piggly Wiggly, Big Lots and Harry Teeters to open her own chain?
Me: "Really?"
Dad: "Yeah! She's calling it 'Big Wiggly Teeters'"
A dolly llama.
Your cologne.
They thought it was a dolly llama.
Dolly parton
Haaaaaaaaaaand eeeeeeeeeyyyyyyeeeee!
They both play with dollies all day!
Dad: "I won't be able to help you guys move your stuff but I do have a friend I can let you borrow."
Me: "Okay, cool thank you."
Dad: "Her name is Dolly."
When it's ajar. Now get in the car. We're late.
Also, instead of saying "yes" or "no", my dad would say "Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?" and "Does a snake have armpits?"
If I was standing in between him and the nearest Bruins game, I'd hear: "Hey Kleeb, you're a better door than a window, even though you're a pain."
We are having a Dolly Parton day......it's a big bust.
Thank you Dad.
