My girlfriend and I are moving in together...

Dad: "I won't be able to help you guys move your stuff but I do have a friend I can let you borrow."

Me: "Okay, cool thank you."

Dad: "Her name is Dolly."

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Dolly Partin's new Store

My dad loves to tell this joke

Dad: "So did you hear Dolly Parton bought out Piggly Wiggly, Big Lots and Harry Teeters to open her own chain?

Me: "Really?"

Dad: "Yeah! She's calling it 'Big Wiggly Teeters'"

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