"That's amazing" I said "how did you know to do that? Are you a vet?" "Vet?" He asked. 'of corse I'm vet. I was in zee sea"
...you have the rest of your life to fix it.
Godiva
Because if they did forward, they'd end up in the boat.
What a loon!
It scares the dog.
that's shellfish."
Well, that seals the deal!
It got a good laugh out of me. Photo here for the curious.
This is a new low.
Because they’re boyn’t
Deep down, I realized it wasn’t for me.
I just couldn’t fathom the idea
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
I’d like to be referred to as the “wetting planner.”
Not having much knowledge of the animals, he asks the owner to show him around and tell him about different breeds. "Sure, let's go," says the owner, and brings him over to the paddocks.
"So a lot depends on what you want the animal for," he says, and gestures to a powerful stallion running laps. "Over there, you've got your Type A horse: strong, fast, and a little unpredictable, but great if you want to get somewhere in a hurry."
"I think that'd be a little much for me," the man says, and the owner nods, then brings him over to see a mare quietly chomping at some hay in the shade. "This is a Type B horse - tends to be quiet and they're good companions, but not much for doing work."
The man pauses to think about what he wants the animal for, then looks over at a nearby pond and sees a horse swimming and diving over and over again. "What the heck is that one doing?" he asks the owner. "Oh, him? That's a C horse."
So he took the plunger.
I had to drop out to graduate.
It's illegal to DINK and dive.
Vitamin Sea.
Damn cuddlefish always wanting to participate in PDAs...
I told her, that bites.
I got the Benz.
I made a huge splash
Because if they went forward, they’d fall into the boat.
It was a little aukward.
Thanks to her, I’m graduating from Sky diving school.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
Deep down, I realized it wasn’t for me.
They said, “It deep ends.”
Because if they dove forwards they’d dive into the boat!
I got the Benz.
