Scuba Dive Puns

Because if they did forward, they'd end up in the boat.

that's shellfish."

I’d like to be referred to as the “wetting planner.”

Because if they went forward, they’d fall into the boat.

I just couldn’t fathom the idea

Deep down, I realized it wasn’t for me.

It's illegal to DINK and dive.

If makes me deep-pressed

even when bribed he refused to take a dive.

Because if you fell forwards you'd still be on the boat

Wife an I are watching a nature show and they are about to make a dive.

Me: Do you know why Scuba Diver's have to fall backwards out of the boat?

Her:No why?

Me: if they fell forward they would fall into the boat.

Her: wha... oh damnit! That was terrible

Dad: "Wow that's amazing, I didn't realise they had the technology."

buying a pair of water shoes. Talking to the salesman about what he can do in them.

Dad: What can I do in these shoes? Salesman: Anything! Swim, run, bike, scuba dive, anything! Dad: Really? Because I can't do that now!

The man was almost choking trying not to laugh.

Because if they dove forwards they’d dive into the boat!

Because if they dove forward they'd still be on the boat

Because if they dive frontwards, they fall back into the boat.

Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.

Deep down, I realized it wasn’t for me.