A list of puns related to "Swimfin"
Hey guys! Iβm a bodyboarder looking to hop on the Yucca game, but Iβm nervous to commit because Iβm in between their standard sizing. My normal shoe size is an 11 1/2. I plan on buying the standard stiffness Yuccaβs with the heel and ankle padding. Should I get size L or XL? Thanks for the help guys!
Hey guys. Im farming for 2 days old jars/tresures and that shit isnt dropping. Im even using luck pots, farming tresures with full inventory so i can keep picking the treasure up but it doesnt want to drop.
I checked for guides and found one..but the "minimap-guide" isnt that good though...
In which of these two(jar,tresure) is the chance higher to get those fins?
Am i doing sth wrong?
Did they patched it out? oO
Pls help me...=(
I've been swimming for years and yesterday I tried swimfins. They give an amazing speed, but it's uncredibly hard for my feet. They hurt really bad right now, and I barely spent 5 mins in them.
Is there any kind of exercise to prepare my feet for them?
Been surfing for a few years, and my buddy recently gave me his old bodyboard. Stoked to start mixing in some bodyboarding, but want to get some swim fins to get the full effect. Iβm in a cold water area, and usually wear 3-5mm booties. Do I need a specific fin to be worn over boots? Any fins you guys recommend specifically?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
I made a quick video review for the Bestway Swimfinity counter current swimming machine as I could not find any video how it works and what you can do with it before I purchased one myself.
With Swimfinity I can actually swim and work-out in our 6x3x1,5m pool in our garden in the morning or evening. Perfect machine.
https://youtu.be/i1fdUAgyHJE
Hope you find the video usefull. Let me know if you have questions - happy to help.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
And now Iβm cannelloni
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
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