Dishwasher Tablet Puns

This evening I was packing up the dishwasher when my my mum told me to put a tablet in. So cue my dad who was standing just outside with his windows tablet so I went into the hall and picked it up and almost put it into the dishwasher when mum called me out on it.

Poor wife has a terrible headache.

So tonight at the dinner table my mom and I were talking about a sleep sound app that you can download on your phone, tablet ect. Anyway I was mentioning some of the sounds they have and I said for example A dishwasher running... My Dad chimes in and starts shouting "NO NO PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME WASH ANYMORE DISHES I QUIT" while pretending to run.

A dishwasher... running...