Phosphorus was originally discovered by Hennig Brand by evaporating urine.

He found P in pee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tiiba
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2016
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My friend joined a cult who believe that we’ll all turn to water and be evaporated into a bigger life force...

I said... you’ll be mist...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Londoner1982
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Evaporated water, available on PC.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/imshreyash123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Wife: you forgot to get the evaporated milk. It was on the list.

######Me: [looking thru the grocery bags] I definitely got it

Wife: don't you dare

Me: it must've evaporated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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What do you call data that evaporates?

Cloud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x13warzone
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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You know, condensation is cool - but evaporation is sublime.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iamscotto49
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Does digital ocean evaporate to form the cloud
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πŸ‘€︎ u/apoorvaShrini
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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This is a DAIRY problem for supermarkets all around the world
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lloo69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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"Is there any kind of oil that evaporates?"

"A boil."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unuoctium
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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Never been here before again

Old people will remember "Carnation" instant milk (powered milk). I got to thinking that if you added water to Carnation milk, then let it evaporate back to a powder,... then add water again it would be "ReinCarnation!"

[Yes, I'm a dad, so I'm fully licensed for such humor]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoaleBoy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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[Ether]

If you create puns and don't write them down, they evaporate into the aether, but if you post them to /r/puns, they will stay on the Ethernet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sarah_Connor
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2017
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A couple walk into a hardware store

They ask: are you guys going to get any more evaporative coolers? The employee answers: I’m not sure, we’ve been pretty SWAMPED recently so for now we’re all out.

***Was I the employee in this story? ...yes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zazuachu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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When you boil it all down...

It's evaporation!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EPICMUN
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2017
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Why can't desalinization be explained mathematically?

When the water evaporates, there is no longer any solution.

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Instant Message Excerpt:

This is from an actual IM chat I had with someone a while back. This was all on impulse. Nothing was planned.

ME: The main reason you want a strong lock is not because they're unbreakable, but because your neighbor should be the easier target.

HIM: Ayup. Although if you want an impenetrable lock, might I recommend Benson's Black Hole Vaults?

ME: I'd want to be able to get my stuff out, again, too.

HIM: Wait long enough. It'll evaporate out.

ME: ... in the same state in which I deposited it in the vault.

HIM: Don't want much, do you?

ME: I could try to sell the stuff in its evaporated state ... But I don't like hawking radiation.

HIM: boo HISS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Myntrith
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2015
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Heard this at a grocery store today

Customer: Do you guys have any evaporated milk?

Employee: Sorry, it's all gone...

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Got my girlfriend in the grocery store.

Her: Hey, do you know where they keep evaporated milk here?

I: Well, if it's evaporated milk, then it's in the air around us!

I immediately got a sigh and a "seriously?" look.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiMM4133
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2014
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RIP evaporated water.

You will be mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JJ24iscool
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Condensation is cool...

but evaporation is sublime.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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