Wife: you forgot to get the evaporated milk. It was on the list.

######Me: [looking thru the grocery bags] I definitely got it

Wife: don't you dare

Me: it must've evaporated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Does digital ocean evaporate to form the cloud
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πŸ‘€︎ u/apoorvaShrini
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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If you create puns and don't write them down, they evaporate into the aether, but if you post them to /r/puns, they will stay on the Ethernet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sarah_Connor
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2017
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A couple walk into a hardware store

They ask: are you guys going to get any more evaporative coolers? The employee answers: I’m not sure, we’ve been pretty SWAMPED recently so for now we’re all out.

***Was I the employee in this story? ...yes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zazuachu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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Why can't desalinization be explained mathematically?

When the water evaporates, there is no longer any solution.

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Instant Message Excerpt:

This is from an actual IM chat I had with someone a while back. This was all on impulse. Nothing was planned.

ME: The main reason you want a strong lock is not because they're unbreakable, but because your neighbor should be the easier target.

HIM: Ayup. Although if you want an impenetrable lock, might I recommend Benson's Black Hole Vaults?

ME: I'd want to be able to get my stuff out, again, too.

HIM: Wait long enough. It'll evaporate out.

ME: ... in the same state in which I deposited it in the vault.

HIM: Don't want much, do you?

ME: I could try to sell the stuff in its evaporated state ... But I don't like hawking radiation.


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πŸ‘€︎ u/Myntrith
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2015
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Got my girlfriend in the grocery store.

Her: Hey, do you know where they keep evaporated milk here?

I: Well, if it's evaporated milk, then it's in the air around us!

I immediately got a sigh and a "seriously?" look.

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