Dirt Cheap Puns

The store’s manager told me that I bought a one night stand.

The name of the business? "Nerdy deeds, done dirt cheap"

I told her thats dirt cheap

It just happened. I'm evolving

It’s dirt cheap

"Wow, this gigantic bag of potting soil is only $3!"

"Yeah, it is dirt cheap."

I work as an auditor and was out doing a review for a cemetery. I was having him explain their costing, and he said it costs around $3 per body in the ground. I quickly replied "Well that's dirt cheap!"

His blank stare said it all.

It was dirt cheap

She asked how much it was. I said "Don't worry, it was dirt cheap."

I was helping an elderly man load some garden soil into his car and he remarked that the peat moss was more expensive then the soil I looked at him and said "that's because soil is dirt cheap."

Me: "Dad, there's a really good deal on fertilizer at Costco. You should go check it out, it's super cheap."

Dad: "would you say it's dirt cheap?"

groan

Store had it selling for dirt-cheap!

About a week ago I purchased one of those cheap checkout isle toys for my son. In particular it was one of the fan type toys that looks like a helicopter, with a small compartment of candy under the handle. Naturally he downs the candy and is toting the toy around for the next six or seven days, putting random items in the compartment. One day it is Lego's, another its rocks, another its dirt, so on and so forth.

Every time he puts something new in it he comes up and shows me what he was able to fit into the compartment.

This afternoon I was getting ready for work and drinking my coffee (night shift's this weekend), when he comes up to me with the helicopter. "Dad, look" as he is shaking the toy around with something rattling inside. "look, look". OK buddy, whats in there?

"CD's".... Huh? the compartment is smaller than a roll of quarters, how does he have cd's in there?

He proudly opens it up and goes "see theese... hahahaha", and just stands there waiting for my reaction.

It’s dirt cheap