45 Hilarious Directions Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My wife got really mad when I told her she had no sense of direction

She packed up her bags and right.

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👤︎ u/Alternative-Thanks37

📅︎ Feb 20 2021

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My wife threatened to leave me over my bad sense of direction... I beat her to it though.

I packed up my stuff and right!

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👤︎ u/hotsprings1234

📅︎ May 04 2021

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My wife said I have no sense of direction

I was like where did that come from.

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👤︎ u/vishalbharadwaj21

📅︎ Feb 21 2021

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My wife said, “You really have no sense of direction, do you?”

I said, “Where did that come from?”

Edit: Thanks for the love. I’m right speechless.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Nov 10 2020

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My wife and I had a 2 hour argument last night because I "have no sense of direction"

So I packed all my stuff and right.

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👤︎ u/Such-Fig-3879

📅︎ Mar 17 2021

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Directions for climbing a ladder

Step one Step two Step three Etc.

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👤︎ u/cabbithunt

📅︎ Jan 31 2021

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Did you hear about the new dark and gritty direction Disney are taking?

Donald Duck will be playing a quack addict.

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👤︎ u/dubdrummerz

📅︎ Mar 12 2021

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Which direction do Chickens like to run?

Cluck-wise!

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👤︎ u/oatli

📅︎ Feb 01 2021

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I once stopped and asked a Mandalorian for directions....

He pointed at the map and said, “This is the way.”

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👤︎ u/DJBlue18

📅︎ Dec 20 2020

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Social distancing is just a step in the right direction.

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👤︎ u/Swanlafitte

📅︎ Oct 14 2020

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No sense of direction...

My wife often says I have no sense of direction. So I left because she wasn't treating me right.

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👤︎ u/california-old-timer

📅︎ Oct 13 2020

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What do you call it when a ball going in one direction starts going in the opposite direction?

Roll reversal

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👤︎ u/mikehawk86

📅︎ Nov 07 2020

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A good sense of direction will get you places

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👤︎ u/Mediocre_Fanart

📅︎ Sep 07 2020

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They want to reboot Speed with One Direction

It's called Velocity.

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👤︎ u/risanthy

📅︎ Nov 01 2020

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I recently broke up with my ex. She hated how bad at directions I am.

So one day, I just packed up my bags and right.

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👤︎ u/spunsocial

📅︎ May 04 2020

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My wife says she hates me because I have a poor sense of direction

So the next day I packed my things and right.

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👤︎ u/dazeechayn

📅︎ Sep 09 2020

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I was teaching my 12 year old daughter how to mow the lawn. “You need to pick either up and down or right and left, and then stick to it,” I told her. “Do you mow the whole yard in one direction.”

“Why?” she asked.

“Because that’s what makes it beautiful.”

Oh, the eye roll on this kid.

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👤︎ u/chrisoatkins

📅︎ Sep 01 2020

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(Credit to u/Anon8627) My mum said I'm terrible with directions

So I packed my things and right

credit to u/Anon8627, upvote him, please!

https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/i9kc74/my_mom_said_that_i_have_no_sense_of_direction/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

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👤︎ u/Python119

📅︎ Aug 14 2020

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My wife is really upset that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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👤︎ u/timeforclock

📅︎ Aug 28 2020

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My wife was angry that I had a bad sense of direction

so I packed up my things and right

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👤︎ u/NUGGET_NEEDS_NUGGETS

📅︎ Feb 04 2021

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My wife is really angry that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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👤︎ u/Merlin-5

📅︎ Feb 02 2021

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My wife is mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right

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👤︎ u/kiwiboy0419

📅︎ Jul 14 2020

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My wife said I had no sense of direction.

So I asked her, "Where did that come from?"

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👤︎ u/My_Blocks_Dropped

📅︎ Feb 20 2021

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My wife was fed up with my poor sense of direction.

So I packed up and right.

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👤︎ u/kdlaz

📅︎ Feb 14 2021

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I got really upset when my wife told me that I had no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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👤︎ u/Xenonthewizlard

📅︎ Jan 12 2021

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While I was driving, my wife said, “You have no sense of direction, do you?”

I said, “Where did that come from?”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Feb 15 2021

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My wife’s really mad at the fact I have no sense of direction

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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👤︎ u/vancity1985

📅︎ Feb 16 2021

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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction,

So I packed up my stuff and right!

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👤︎ u/Krayola-

📅︎ Dec 14 2020

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I had a fight with my wife the other day about my terrible sense of direction.

I just packed my bags and right.

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👤︎ u/ImaCowBRO

📅︎ Feb 05 2021

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My wife was mad I had a bad sense of direction...

...so I packed up and right!

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👤︎ u/UsernameAttempt14478

📅︎ Jan 10 2021

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My wife is really mad because I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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👤︎ u/deathto2020

📅︎ Jan 09 2021

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My wife told me I have a bad sense of direction.

I packed up my things and right!

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👤︎ u/PRO_crastinator_05

📅︎ Nov 08 2020

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"My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction."

"So I packed up my stuff and right!"

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👤︎ u/PersonWalker

📅︎ Nov 15 2020

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My wife is really mad at the fact i have no sence of direction,

So i packed up my stuff and right

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👤︎ u/shamudawhale51

📅︎ Jun 03 2020

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My wife is really angry because I have no sense of direction

So I just packed up my things and right

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👤︎ u/renegaderis

📅︎ Feb 24 2020

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My wife absolutely hated the fact that I have no sense of direction

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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👤︎ u/Itchy_Anxiety

📅︎ Aug 17 2020

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Last night, I got fed up at my wife criticizing my sense of direction.

So I packed my bags and right.

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👤︎ u/jfshay

📅︎ Sep 29 2020

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My wife said I had no sense of direction...

So I packed my bag and right

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👤︎ u/sardonicuis

📅︎ Apr 22 2020

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My wife is really mad at the fact that i have no sense of direction.

So i packed up my stuff and right.

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👤︎ u/delet_yourself

📅︎ May 14 2020

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My wife is mad I have no sense of direction.

So I packed my stuff and right.

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👤︎ u/DaDerpyDog

📅︎ Aug 10 2019

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My wife was sick of me because I have no sense of direction

So she packed her stuff and right.

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👤︎ u/DoppioFan76

📅︎ Jun 20 2020

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My Wife Got Really Mad At My Lack of Direction

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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👤︎ u/AstrosAtoZ

📅︎ Sep 27 2020

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My wife told me I was terrible with directions

So I packed up my things and right

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👤︎ u/Murphy223

📅︎ Mar 08 2019

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My wife and I keep fighting over my terrible sense of direction.

I got so mad I packed up and right.

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👤︎ u/DrPackinwud

📅︎ Jul 27 2020

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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction

So I packed my stuff and right

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👤︎ u/Sergio_the_pro

📅︎ Jun 21 2020

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